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From the creative mind..
05:03 Feb 28 2013
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B: I'm not quiet. When I orgasm, it sounds like King Kong just stepped on a Lego.

S: That's the best metaphor I have ever heard.

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queenofchaos
05:40 Feb 28 2013

Bwhaha.

sPerAnZa
05:56 Feb 28 2013

birra
06:02 Feb 28 2013

HA!

Good one!

02:34 Feb 27 2013
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Ever feel like someone just rescued you?

Such a good feeling. :)

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RedQueen
04:53 Feb 27 2013

Indeed I do....good thing I married him when he asked me after he did :)

sPerAnZa
15:29 Feb 27 2013

Kinda statement that makes you smile through out the day.

birra
04:56 Feb 28 2013

And you have a very beautiful smile. I should find other ways to encourage you to smile all day....

06:08 Feb 25 2013
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Took an old friend to remind me of this...

Thanks, love. :)

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Inspirational quote
16:13 Feb 24 2013
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"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. But always, ALWAYS keep your bullet-proof vest on." -- James Garfield.

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Isis101
21:49 Feb 24 2013

That vest didn't do him any good...lol

01:02 Feb 09 2013
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The trick is still the same.

Make it sexy, or make it about drama.

That's all you need.

In other news, I think it's neat how I can stop a CD in my stereo, listen to or watch 3 or 4 other CDs or DVDs, put back in that first CD and it still knows right where I stopped it, and continues from there.

I also find it annoying because I stopped it for a reason, and now I want to listen to the whole damn thing.

I tried to make this dramatic. Sorry. The fucking stereo mocks me...