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Out at a bar tonight....



Random Girl: Oh, my back is so sore, I have so many knots that need to be worked out...



Etch: (rubbing her back) I can work out all your knots, baby.



Birra: Yeah, if you have your tubes tied, he can probably work out those knots too...

...how did we get to this Morri?



"nah if I were taking cyber sex lessons from the chinese lady it would be more like.



You want to be a man? you want to make fok with me. you want my sauce. hot sauce? sweet sauce? we make fok. you make happy fok. soy sauce explosion."

...it's crazy!