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this one i made up myself



Cars crashes are so painful

they can take away lives

people get injured, scared and hurt

they can happen anywhere, anytime, everywhere

car crashes are so frightening

CRASH, screech, shatter

there goes some glass

Crash, screech, bang

there goes another life!

roses are red

violets are blue

someone like u belongs in a zoo

don't be sad, don't be blue

frankenstien was ugly too!

if the sea was made of voka

and i was a duck

i would swim my way down

and drink my way up

but the sea isn't vodka

and i'm not a duck

so give me a call

if u fansy a fuck