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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night



and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a



big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that



after dinner, she would like to go out and make love



for the first time.



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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex



before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get



some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and



the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.



He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and



sex.



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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many



condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family



pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he



thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.



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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents



house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm



so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"



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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table



where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly



offers to say grace and bows his head.



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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,



with his head down.



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10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.



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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the



girlfriend leans over and whispers to the



boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."



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The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your



father was a pharmacist."



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