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ok so i dont know about everyone but i know myself i LOVE comedy... and so this gurl at my job named Siona told me to listen to some she had on her MP3 player and i laughed so hard.... so i wanted to get you all to down load and or listen to Dane cook... my favs of his are Koolaid and gay crab and Burger King...



Now ok Nicnivian and i are going to do what they do on the BurgerKIng one WHOPPER!!!! and the guy i know works at burger king and so we are going to send 2 male friends in to do what hey do at teh ENDING of the comedy... CHICKEN TENDERS!!! SAUCE ALL OVER MY BODY!!! haha its to funny i will post it when it is done and tlell everone what happened



nw on the topic of chicken tenders... the autisic kid has had to many forgive times from me and now everytime he talks i go CHICKEN TENDERS right in his face and he thinks it is soo funny and seems to leave us alone which is AMAZING!!! we will see how long this holds up for...



DOWN LOAD DANE COOK!!! he is to funny!!!!

ok so this is continue from my last journal... so Nic and i go back to work and find out rather then having 10 kids we only have 4 YEHA but we still have the kid that drives me NUTS there and he is ALWAYS the last person to go home :P:P which drives us even more NUTS!!!



Ok so the afternoon story begins like this.. we pick them up from school and he gets right in my face going AMBER LOOK (at the school they give lil ticket to show the parents what kinda day the kid had) so he got a blue ticket which means excellent... HE PUTS IT RIGHT IN MY DAMN FACE!!! screaming my name over and over again...(like always) then says it to Nic (lisa) LOOK LOOK!!! we are both like go sit in line and shhh haha so we walk to the house where the program is held outa the YMCA and Nic had to race him with me telling him to hurry up cuz he is falling behind like usual so he runs and we get into the house... this is where the title of this journal REALLY comes into play... before EVERYTHING he says he has to say my name keep this in mind and he repeats him self over and over before he gets done what he has been trying to tell you... AMBER wanna play amber wanna AMBER wanna play cards AMber wanna play cards with me?? NO IM ALREADY PLAYING A GAME!! so then it is Nics turn... Hey hey hey Lisa Lisa YOu wanna hey Lisa you wanna play LIsa wanna play cards with me Lisa we can Play war NO ASK ONE OF THE KIDS!! IS WHAT HE GETS!!! so then he goes into the other room and says AMBER and i say AUSTIN and he says amber and i say austin etc this goes on for a bit until he comes and sit beside me and Nic and says... wanna play a card game amber and lisa?? we looked at each other and i say journal is getting another rant tonight folks haha



SO THEN.... we were doing a board for the parents to read etc and i had some hearts cut out for the big V day coming up :P:P and he says Amber yes Amber Amber i really like Amber i really like your Hearts Amber i really like those Amber wow amber they are really nice!!!! yes like 7 times in one sentence.... so now im getting frustrated with him and i start going ACK ACK in his face everytime he talks to me!!! nic is laughing.... im getting more mad at this kid.. and HE THINKS IT DAMN WELL FUNNY!!! so i say lets play hide and seeks... austin go hide and we will all find u.... i try to tell the other kids to let him stay hiding for a bit for a break but they go looking ne ways and find him and i was like thats it i cant take it... so I HIDE!!! AND Nic Locks me in a closet in the dark i hear him saying AMBER amber AMBER amber AMBER amber AMBER amber and then they found me after about 7 or 8 mins... it was a not the kind of break i wanted i didnt wanna hear my name ne more.... so ya it is 6 39 pm here in London and i hate my name offically... and im sure Lisa does to.. it doesnt help that she has to go home to the baby right... after dealing with this kid ALL afternoon and in the morning... im done hope you enjoyed :D:D



NicEdit: Yes yes I DO hate my name lol .. never shoulda taught the kids the easy version of my name!!

On a + note Emelia can say Uhh Ohh ... amused me for 2 hours straight!! she also says right there (sounds like dare ... no she hasnt had contact with Daire .. and I hope for her sake she never does!!)

so ok... it is Monday and i am damn tired, to get to work and find out that Nicnivian and i get 3 autisic kids this monring when we thought we would only have one (yes the bitchy bosses fault not knowing how to highight the correct boxes STUPID KENLEY!!!) so if you havent read Nicnivians journal about almost quitting then stop reading this and read that one first... ok so continuing...

we have been doing this program for like 2 years together now and Nic has been doing it for like 7years or something silly like that and i have been doing it for 3 years now... and well we are ready to leave and QUIT!!!... we desided this after Kenley(the bitch boss) pulled her stunts again but this time IT WASNT ME!!!!(for once it was Nicnivianand NOT ME WOW) we would go to HER boss and we totally got NO WHERE AT ALL!!! can someone explain to me WHY IS IT THAT THE BITCH BOSS CAN KEEP HER JOB... she lis like 101 years old (not really but u get the idea) and she cant walk a half block without pretty much falling over... and she is so rude...and did i mention EVERYONE HATES HER!! i cant wait for the day Nicnivian and i say ok BYE BYE YMCA!!! they will be ROYALLY SCREWED!!! our kids in program dont like many ppl and well with 3 autisic kids, lets see how another staff handles it... hahahahaha I CANT WAIT!!! i think i would wanna have like lil cam corders in there watching so i could laugh at the new staff breaking down LMFAO!!! RIGHT NIC!!! tehe



PICTURE THIS... autisic kids says: hey hey hey Amber wanna play cards??

I SAY: NO go play with someone else..

autisic kids says: but but Amber it would be wonderful if we played cards together...(he repeats this 100 time)

I SAY: NO!!!(repeated 100 times als0)

autisic kids says: LISA wanna play cards(also repeated 100 times)

SHE SAY: NO(again repeated 100 times either that or she ignores him) haha

this going on for about an hour then...

autisic kids says: hey Amber and Lisa read this... (and holds up a sign that reads something along the lines of.. hakfnhaonfiahofn ) really it is january and it said something about how our christmas was etc etc repeating it for EVER!!! then another days a typical friday at Kidquest!!

autisic kids says: hey Amber hey Lisa we get to SWIMMING today HAHAHAHA(he has the CREEPIEST LAUGH EVER!!!)

We SAY: ok... sit down in line

we get to the pool...

WE SAY: ok we will time u hurry and get changed.. (we cant go in the change room with him cuz he is a boy!!!and timing him and making it a race seems to be the only thing that works)

autisic kids says: OK AMBER AND LISA ill be 1 second...

WE SAY: ok bye

10 mins 15 mins some times 20 mins go bye

WE ASK A MALE STAFF TO GO AND GET HIM...

autisic kids says: I LOST MY UNDERWEAR!!!

ya hahaha good luck to the new staff this happens everyday!! hope you enjoyed reading my frustration :D:D please keep in mind i have nothing againest autisic kids but this one DRIVES ME NUTS!! and jsut wanted to rant aout it haha

ok so i went shopping today and i had to get some outdoor shoes and so i ent into west 49 cuz they had a big sale on and i tried on a few pairs of shoes... finally i try on a pair that fits rather nicely and i deside im going to buy them... so i get the guy to lace them up for me and i take out my mints my friend takes one and i have one and so i HAD to ask him if he wanted one and he looks at me all confused and says.. "DO I NEED ONE??" lol then he went on about how people with bad breathe etc... so then i walk to the counter after talking to this guy for a good 20 mins or more he rings me threw and my friend and i are waiting for the total when he looks at the cash register adn start to giggle a bit and he goes $69 please and i was like ALRIGHT!! and he was like that was almost hard to ask for lmfao and so yes thats my exciting bit of the day lmfao... even though i didnt get the green and white DC shoes that i wanted cuz they didnt have my size i still got a rockin pair of shoes!! :D

so im at work today Jan 19th 2006 and Nicnivian and i are working away when i get this great idea to prank call my cousin cuz well tis just how i can be sometimes when im bored at work gotta love my job tehe but yes so i called her and pretended to be her bank calling her and she totally fell for it i was like yes this is Miranda calling from CIBC is this Danielle and i said her last name which i wont say and she was like yes this is her and i was like well i a calling to inform you that you have overdrawn from your bank of an amount of $273 well at this tiem she gets into a panic state and starts saying WHAT I HAVE NO MONEY OMG!! and she was like how could this be?? i was like i have no idea mam but we could always look into it and she was like i have over $7000 in the bank and keeps freaking out well now im starting to laugh and all the kids at work are standing around giggling cuz my cousin is getting so angery so i pick up the phone and tell her it was me she then hangs up on me and calls my cell phone back telling me she freaked out cuz she was in line at thw mall about to buy something that cost alot of money and on top of that we are getting our hair done on tuestday and that she was all worried but yes i thought it was funny so i thought others might aswell tehe BYE!!

WOW Nic to funny.. im sure you have already posted about you and my brother to much for my lil ears haha JKJK ok so ne one that is readng this you have to hear this story... lol

Nic and I have worked together for about 3 years and a bit more. well today my brother was in from Kingston and well i havent seen him in a long time Nic just got her hair cut ( i LOVE IT) and i had to give her some hair stuff that i dont need ne more cuz my hair is Long now but yes when we walked in my brother was sitting at the table and i introuced them and they were like HOLY!!! and i was like huh what?? and they were like WE DATED!!! WTF 3 and a bit years and MY brother and i didnt know this how messed it that.. i say REALLY!!! The best part of it all is that before we got to my house i was telling her how i should hook her up with my brother making a Joke about it and stuff and then YA.. THEY ALREADY DID DATE!!! ne ways im done now BYE!! lol

ok so i am out after work and i had a totally shitty day with the who ppl not coming to work and boss leaving me with 10 BOYS alone lol... so i went to grab food met a really old friend of mine at a food place and then had somehting to eat with him when i ran into my step mother who asked me to go for coffee so i did AND THEN... i ran into my cousin Danielle who drank coffee with us (YUMMY STARBUCKS) and then her and i went to get peircings cuz thast how we are VERY RANDOM!! so i picked mine andshe picked hers and we got them dont and she got a star on her upper back and i got a dragonfly on my lower back i was soo excited i am hoping to post pictures on here of my tats sooner then later ne ways im out BYE!!

So yes... this this site is quite fun haha and Daire your soo funny holy... your journals rock lol... so yes i just got back form working out and i dont get it... this guy that i was "seeing" we work together and i would like soemone to explain to me why it is i feel bad about telling him off tonight!! he pretty much told me that cuz i didnt wanna sleep with him right away i wasnt his type therefore i told him off and ya... now i feel terrible!! i dont get it at all...



Also i read more on the Burning Man 2006... it sounds soo awesome i cant wait.. Lisa Daire and Matt its gunna be a funny drive there and back... imma try sleeping but please Lisa and Daire keep it down and matt keep the video stuff at home..PLEASE!! and if you deside to bring it you gotta get it on cam Lisa and i kicking Daire in Da JUNK!!! haha to much fun ne ways im off for now just thought i would post something cuz i can :D:D