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An x64 processor is screaming along at billions of cycles per second to run the xnu kernel which is franticlly working through all the posix-specifed abstraction to create the drawing system underlying OSX, which in turn is straining itself to run firefox and it's gecko renderer which creates a flash object which renders dozens of video frames every second....

....Just because I wanted to see a cat jump into a box and fall over.

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LacyLashes
20:36 Jun 24 2011

ROFLMAO

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