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Ever have those crazy moments where you just cant function right?

Stopped at the gas station. Put gas in car. Went in, got drink & smokes. Got back in car.

Car wont start...
Freak out 15+ minutes.
No signal on phone unless in town.
Dont know anyone here in this place.

Calm myself down.
Try it again.
Wont start.
Look at dash.
Pushing the damn AC button instead of the ignition button!

What happened to a good ol' key?