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The other day while sitting peacfully in a chair at my friends house, The phone rings. Now understand it is late a night and my pocket is vibrating, and im not on call. Instantlly im hoping for either a girl or a bag o pot. Well I got the girl but it turned out to be amanda a freind of mine who for no reason has ever called me after 11. Instantly I know that there is a problem, screaming, yelling, crying the whole 9. "My friend Nicole is getting the shit kicked outta her by her boyfreind" she says. So being the guy I am I look at my friend Droopy and say " We gotta go kick some ass". We get in the car and drive about ten minutes to get there. Upon arriving I see a blue mohawk run around the house. Not phased by this droop and myself leave the vehicle and comense to see whats up. As we enter the house we see shit broken everywhere broken chairs, glass, CD's . You name it, I enter the bedroom after hearing a noise only to discover dumbass (Bill) climbing thru the window backwards. To my amazment he doesnt relize Im standing behind him. I say a few choice words to grab his attention , which it does. He says a few words and then comences to swing (STUPID). I use a defensive block I learned in my Martial arts class and then smash him off the wall. At this point droop is hearin the ruckus and enters the room. But bill decides he wants one more swing, so he did, and in pure whiffin fashion I grab his wrist and place my hand on his back and set him flying thru the same window he entered. At this point I decide since he is in his boxers and all I will leave him outside in the -6 degree weather for an hour. Nicole called the cops and they showed up. Slow as always and get the idiot. At this point bills feelin kinda chilly (HEhe). Droop and myself fill out some statments and then comence to the Hospital so cole can get checked out. He bit her 5 times in the arm she ended up with 20 somthing stiches total. Bill got to go to the county farm. Then next day we come to find out idiot had two warrents out for him, one in St. augustine FL and another in Baltimore ML . Oh well I did my good deed.

I like to be here but when I outta the kindness of my stillbeating heart rate someone I expect that they will atleast return the favor. Just pissed I guess.

Alright im not sure, but why is it that all women think that all men are looking for Barbies I understand that as men we have be stigmatized because of the moronic neanderthal types but hey. Its bullshit. I as a massage therapist see all types of people men and women both and neither are perfect even the women in size 2's have some issues. The guy who weighs 210 is jaked and stands 6' 2" guess what he aint perfect either. I am a 5'10 200 lbs guy with a little bit of a gut and know I am not perfect. I cant get a freaking date to save my fucking life because of the fucking image men are supposed to have these days. You would figure that a nice guy, who is a professional, and a die hard romantic could get any women he wants but thats bullshit to. I went to Culinary School, so I know how to cook, Gourmet or burgers. I know how to build from the ground up, so I could build a house. I went to the New Hampshire Institute of Therapeutic Arts so I could become a massage therapist. The women in my class say," hey, you are a great guy you'll make some lucky girl a great husband someday."

Ok, thats wonderful I cant even get a fucking date. I think I am a good looking guy, I aint no Johnny Depp or George Clooney but , good lookin. I guess I just felt like ranting for a while but this shit really pisses me off.

So i guess I am starting to understand why women hate the barbie stigma but all those women should start to think about the same shit. We may not say it much but all you guys know what I'm sayin. Either way thats all I got now write again soon.