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So me and my roomate were sitting there in my dorm room, and my roomate says "im hungry" and i said "well we got paint chips", and he's like "cool". Anyway we were sitting there eating these paint chips, which tasted like...Paint chips, and my roomate get this idea, so he says "hey we have peanut butter" which tasted like peanut butter, so anyway we put the peanut butter which tasted like....peanut butter and put them on the paint chips..which tasted like paint chips, and we put the peanut butter on the paint chips, and it tasted like paint chips and butter. any way we finally finished off the paint chips which tasted like ... paint chips just to find out that the paint chips we were eating were really............crackers that tasted like....PAINT CHIPS!!!