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sex is like math you add the bed subtract the clothes divide the lags and hope to hell you dont multiply

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Serenity
22:05 Oct 27 2014

bhuaaaaa! good one!!!

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Youngvam
23:43 Oct 27 2014

Ya, its true. But many do hope to multiply

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HellsingHQ
03:20 Oct 28 2014

Its good ^^

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CrimsonSuicide
21:41 Oct 29 2014

not too bed multiply but the fun is getting there :)

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PrinceOfBlood117
04:35 Oct 31 2014

wow, first time ive ever heard that, unlike others ive heard

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Lilithmae
12:39 Nov 02 2014

Ha love that one! :)

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i am who i am im weird im lame i run into things i spill food i trip i scream about random and stupid stuff but i like it like that

Behind every girl there is a guy who made her thats way

she'll sneak glimpses of you so she wont get caught staring.But you'll notice it anyway. She'll wait for you to start a conversation. as soon as you start one she wont ever want to stop talking to you.she'll hit you and punch you playfully.she'll be mean to you only because its easier to be mean then to then to actually let you in on how she feels

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XxaxemanxX
20:30 Oct 27 2014

I don't mind the punching and being mean to me. It's the other stuff that gets annoying. I saw you staring at me I get it, you like me. Let it go already. :)

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Dragonmaster
20:53 Oct 27 2014

I know that feeling

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a girlfriend gave a challenge to her boyfriend to live a day without her. no communication at all and said if he passed it she would love him forever. The boyfriend agreed. he never texted nor called his girlfriend for the whole day without know,his girlfriend has only 24 hours to live because she was dieing of cancer. after a day he excitedly went to his girlfriend. "I did it baby" but tears fell as he saw his girlfriend lying in a coffin with a note"

"you did it baby..now pleays di it everyday..

"i love you"

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redlink1435
02:51 Oct 27 2014

out of all things to ever touch my heart that is one of the saddest stories that has ever pull my heartstrings I am trying force myself from crying but its hard every time I read this story

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MaleUnicorn69
03:38 Oct 27 2014

Very sad

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VampireMaster91
13:52 Oct 27 2014

That is sad.

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snydieg
16:34 Oct 27 2014

if this is your own creation then i must say u have a deep feeling full heart . by the way check your inbox . i am there

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"I do believe in killing the messenger.

wanna know why

because it sends a messge

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DragonReborn
21:15 Oct 25 2014

very true..they bring bad news at times

so who else to kill?...but the one that brings the news

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MasterMel3
23:00 Oct 26 2014

Cool, so who's next on the menu then??

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I sit in the darkness even as the light shines of the day. I hide in his darkness. He tells me he loves. And I knows it's true. He kisses me when I'm good but the punish it's when I'm bad

Crazy

loveable

and no one to Fuck with

my body sivers when i see u

my mucles clinch tight

when u touch me i cant help but moan

i am your forever

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TheHaunted
19:35 Oct 04 2014

nicely written

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plz cause me pain i can take it