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ok see my friend took my paper and my bottle of vodka and my blunt and he told me i couldnt get it back unless i got on the floor and flopped like a fish and then i had to bark ,ike a dog and i was laughing to hard to understand what he was saying tso then that made me laugh even harder and then i almost htrew up and i was like dudue i almost thre up on yu and then he goes ok you can have one thing back and i will give you your pen back and then i had o get on the floor in a hat and then i had to sing and dance and then i had to also get on top of the fridge and pretend i was a monkey and he took a pic and then he gave me the rest of things back and i was like ya cause you kow i got my vodka back and thatmade me feel soo good and then i took his stuff in revenge and made him do the things that he made me do and they were funny and he dont know but i got it all on video camera and i dont know what im going to do with it it is sooo funny you have to see it but im not going to put it up im goingt o save it so when i get drunk or something it will give us something to laugh at in the later moths to come of getting high and drunk and wow i talk alot but i dont think this is considered talking its typing and im gunna shut up bye

one time ther was a man in a box on a spoon n a tree on the mountain and he stepped off of his spoon from his box oin the mountian and guess what he fell off and it was funny and he feel on top of a woman who wa comming out of her shoe on the mountian on the hill in a rock under a stone on a tree from the tiger that monted the hill in a shoe on a spoon in a mountain and then they both fell and then they fell on top of the piont of a mountian that was i a snow globe the was on a shelf in my room and it made a big BOOOOOOOM sound and i jumped and i laughed