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Stoopid Baby Names



A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"

The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."



The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,



"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."



The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."



The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."