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Why do people not like Count Dracula?



He is a pain in the neck.



Why did the teacher send Dracula Jr home?



He was coffin to much



What do you get when you cross a Vampire with a Snail?



I don't know but it would slow him down.



Why did the Vampire sit on the Pumpkin?



He wanted to play Squash



What is a Vampires favorite animal?



A Giraffe



What happened to the Vampire who swallowed Sheep?



He felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad



What is a Vampire's favorite film character?



Batman



I will add more late if everyone does not throw tomatoes at me for the bad jokes,never have liked those things yuck!!