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What some doctors tell their patients
01:24 Jan 24 2013
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In the medical field we hear it all. Usually what we hear comes from the patient, not the doctor.

Mr. Smith was in for his annual physical and prescription refills. Upon the doctor going over his chart, Mr. Smith asks, "by the way Dr. can I get a prescription for Viagra?"

The doctor looks over the chart and patient and with a smirk says "Now Bob, I refuse to give you any of that. Giving you Viagra would be like putting a brand new flagpole on a condemned building!"

The patient seemed appalled then they both broke into hysterical laughter. These 2 have been best friends for near 40 yrs.....

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I have BOTH items on hand or in the Jeep at all times!
02:44 Jan 20 2013
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You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape .

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Terminus
02:45 Jan 20 2013

So? What you saying Baby Girl? You gonna use the duct tape on me? LOL

WolfintheMyst
02:47 Jan 20 2013

Oh baby...kinky!! You got a deal but if we need lube? I'm losing the can of WD-40!!

Terminus
02:49 Jan 20 2013

Honey? You haven't needed lube yet. LOL But lets get a bottle of "Just Like Me" for those emergency roadside needs.

I mean, when we get a "flat" I'll need to open the "rear" door on the jeep. That lube will make it so much easier. ROFL

WolfintheMyst
02:50 Jan 20 2013

Jesus on a stick!!!

Terminus
02:50 Jan 20 2013

Sometimes. He needs lube too baby. Crosses are hard to bear.

WolfintheMyst
02:53 Jan 20 2013

This just in:

Terminus is now offering Theology lessons!

lol

Having a child? I can relate to this joke...
02:39 Jan 20 2013
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The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was no where to be found.

Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand.

"How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked.

"We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."

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