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*cracks knuckles* Ok, and we are off and running. Mentorship of Apostar Boceta Unidos is now open for business. Line forms to the left and it's first come first serve, get in while slots are open as they are going fast....

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bloodyfairy
04:16 Feb 25 2010

nice i wish u all the luck

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Ok so on the news this morning they are saying hot dogs are a choking hazard for kids.. They are wanting the makers of them to make them in a different shape. WTF.. PD says that they should cut them up for the kids. I say don't give the kid a hot dog. But really to re-shape a hot dog cause people are to fucking lazy to either cut damn things up or to even say supervise your spawn while they eat.. Maybe they shouldn't have kids in the first place...

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Eleanna
16:13 Feb 22 2010

Excellent point made!!lol

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ThothLestat
16:54 Feb 22 2010

The people who would benefit the MOST from the addition of warning labels on hot dogs wouldn't read them anyway.



It's not that I think children should choke their way to an early grave, but the choking threat of hot dogs needs to be put into perspective....



MORE people choke to death each year on ball-point pens, than choke on hot dogs.



from CBS:

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Choking kills more than 100 U.S. children 14 years or younger each year, and thousands more - 15,000 in 2001 - are treated in emergency rooms. Food, including candy and gum, is among the leading culprits, along with items such as coins and balloons. Of the 141 choking deaths in kids in 2006, 61 were food-related.

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gum? coins? effin' BALLOONS?

Hot dogs seem SAFE by comparison. 24 Billion (with a B) hot dogs are consumed each year.



Assuming that all of the food-related choking deaths of children were caused by hot dogs alone; it would mean that 1 of every 393 million hot dogs was a lethal choking hazard. Statistically speaking, eating hot dogs is safer than swimming. You are hundreds of time more likely to be bitten by a shark.



I rest my case.

FREE THE HOT DOGS.

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Haiku
21:00 Feb 22 2010

That's just idiocy.. what is the World coming to?!

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bloodyfairy
00:33 Feb 23 2010

WTF???? ok now i can climb in a hole and pull the dirt in after me the world as gone to shit...

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PhoenicianDream
16:46 Feb 23 2010

I read the title and thought you were bragging again. :P

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Hey vampfan1 who will be known as dumb cunt 2. Self deletion means you do it all on your own. I had her blocked she's is the one who changed her name and started messaging me again! She knew it and wanted attention. So fuck you and the mule you rode in on. You really should get BOTH sides of a story before you get your granny panties in a wad. If you think it was my fault then well I guess you are no better then she is or should I say WAS! Funny how you were on my profile before you went all emo in the box saying you had no idea who major ws talking about. Besides I give the douche 2 weeks and she'll be back with a new profile if she isn't already. Now if you like I can give you the same treatment she got and when you self delete I will still be here.

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Haiku
05:17 Feb 22 2010

Amen. Rest In Shit. lol

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WildChild
05:30 Feb 22 2010

I swear they travel in packs..

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Inimical
13:29 Feb 22 2010

Shotgun blast to the dome? Wouldn't it be nice if they were all zombies :D

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So I was really really bored and went thru some of the mentorships... Now my understanding is that they are to HELP the newer members. First, where the fuck do mentors get the right to demand what people rate or add to their friends list. I mean really. Not even houses that are run by master vamps have the right to do that. Doesn't sound like much of a leaning experience to me.. Why would some one want to be in a place to be subject to shit like that. It must be some form of a joke. What I see they will learn is the persons running it are nothing but self centered, power trippin idiots. Where's the help in that? I guess its just the way a low level is trying to run a help place like their own private little dungoen to boost their self loathing ego. Well good luck with that. I hope you learn that should you ever open a coven that you figure out your flaws, we'll start with the oxygen you are wasting.