| extremely long survey |
| ABOUT YOU |
| Your full name:: | William Paul Seifert |
| Age:: | 41 |
| Height:: | 5 ft. 6.in |
| Natural hair colour:: | Brown |
| Eye colour:: | Brown |
| Number of siblings:: | 2 |
| Glasses/contacts?:: | Yes |
| Piercings:: | 1 in the left ear |
| Tattoos:: | none |
| Braces?:: | nope |
| FAVOURITE |
| Colour:: | Too Many To Name |
| Band:: | Too Many |
| Song:: | Too Many |
| Stuffed animal:: | bears |
| Video game:: | can't Decide |
| TV show:: | Dark Shadows |
| Movie:: | Lord Of The Rings Triliogy, Harry Potter Movies, And Others. |
| Book:: | Sci-fi, Romance, Mystery, murder mystery. |
| Food:: | Different Foods |
| Game on a cell phone:: | None |
| CD cover:: | I don't know |
| Flower:: | Red Roses |
| Scent:: | Clean |
| Animal:: | Wolve |
| Comic book:: | Different Ones |
| Cereal:: | Differnt Ones |
| Website:: | https://www.vampirerave.com/ |
| Cartoon:: | Can't Decide |
| DO YOU |
| Play an instrument?:: | no |
| Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: | not really |
| Like to sing?:: | yes |
| Have a job?:: | no but looking |
| Have a cell phone?:: | yes but cut off |
| Like to play sports?:: | nope |
| Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: | I Can't Say...It's A Secret |
| Have a crush on someone?:: | I Can't Say...It's A Secret |
| Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: | Nope |
| Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: | Nope |
| Have any special talents/skills?:: | I Don't Know |
| Excercise daily?:: | rarely |
| Like school?:: | yes |
| CAN YOU |
| Sing the alphabet backwards?:: | nope |
| Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: | yes |
| Speak any other languages?:: | nope |
| Go a day without food?:: | yes |
| Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: | yes |
| Read music, not just tabs?:: | yes |
| Roll your tongue?:: | yes |
| Eat a whole pizza?:: | yes |
| HAVE YOU EVER |
| Snuck out of the house?:: | Yes |
| Cried to get out of trouble?:: | no |
| Gotten lost in your city?:: | no |
| Seen a shooting star?:: | yes |
| Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: | no |
| Had a serious surgery?:: | yes |
| Stolen something important to someone else?:: | no |
| Solved a rubiks cube?:: | no |
| Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: | no |
| Cried over a girl?:: | yes |
| Cried over a boy?:: | no |
| Kissed a random stranger?:: | no |
| Hugged a random stranger?:: | yes |
| Been in a fist fight?:: | yes |
| Been arrested?:: | yes |
| Done drugs?:: | no |
| Had alcohol?:: | yes |
| Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: | no |
| Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: | no |
| Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: | no |
| Swore at your parents?:: | yes |
| Been to warped tour?:: | no |
| Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: | no |
| Been in love?:: | yes |
| Been close to love?:: | yes |
| Been to a casino?:: | no |
| Ran over an animal and killed it?:: | yes :( |
| Broken a bone?:: | yes |
| Gotten stitches?:: | yes |
| Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: | no |
| Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: | yes |
| Made homemade muffins?:: | no |
| Bitten someone?:: | yes :) |
| Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: | no |
| More than 5 times?:: | no |
| Been to niagra falls?:: | no |
| Burped in someones face?:: | yes, my brother |
| Gotten the chicken pox?:: | yes |
| WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU |
| Brushed your teeth:: | yes |
| Went to the bathroom:: | yes |
| Saw a movie in theaters:: | no not lately |
| Read a book:: | yes |
| Had a snow day:: | no |
| Had a party:: | no |
| Had a slumber party:: | no |
| Made fun of someone:: | no |
| Tripped in front of someone:: | yes |
| Went to the grocery store:: | yes |
| Got sick:: | yes |
| Cursed:: | yes |
| PICK ONE |
| Fruit/vegetables:: | oranges |
| Black/white:: | both |
| Lights on/lights off:: | don't matter |
| TV/movie:: | XXX-Rated Flick |
| Car/truck:: | car |
| Body spray/lotion:: | Don't Know |
| Cash/check:: | Cash |
| Pillows/blankets:: | both |
| Headache/stomach ache:: | all of them |
| Paint/charcoal:: | both |
| Chinese food/mexican food:: | both |
| Summer/winter:: | Winter |
| Snow/rain:: | Both |
| Fog/misty:: | Both |
| Rock/rap:: | Rock |
| Meat/vegetarian:: | Both |
| Boy/girl:: | gilr |
| Chocolate/vanilla:: | Chocolate |
| Sprinkles/icing:: | both |
| Cake/pie:: | both |
| French toast/french fries:: | both |
| Strawberries/blueberries:: | both |
| Ocean/swimming pool:: | noth |
| Hugs/kisses:: | both |
| Cookies/muffins:: | cookies |
| p33n/bewbz:: | I don't know |
| Wallet/pocket:: | both |
| Window/door:: | both |
| Emo/goth:: | both |
| Pink/purple:: | both |
| Cat/dog:: | cat |
| Long sleeve/short sleeve:: | both |
| Pants/shorts:: | both |
| Winter break/spring break:: | both |
| Spring/autumn:: | autumn |
| Clouds/clear sky:: | both |
| Moon/mars:: | both |
| FRIENDSHIP |
| How many friends do you have?:: | I don't know |
| What are their names?:: | I can't say |
| Do you have a best friend?:: | yes |
| Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: | yes |
| Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: | girlfriends |
| Have you ever lost a friend?:: | yes |
| Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: | yes |
| Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: | don't remember |
| Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: | yes |
| Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: | be there |
| Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: | I don't remember |
| Do you miss any of your old friends?:: | yes |
| What friend have you known the longest?:: | Teresa fron Jr. High until 1998 |
| Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: | no |
| If so, what is it?:: | |
| How often do you spend time with your friends?:: | I don't know |
| Do any of your friends drive?:: | yes |
| Has a friend of yours ever died?:: | yes |
| Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: | don't remember |
| What do you think your friends think of you?:: | I don't know |
| LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP |
| Have you ever been in love?:: | yes |
| If you have, with who?:: | with my belated wife |
| Are you single?:: | yes |
| Are you in a relationship?:: | I won't tell |
| If so, for how long?:: | I won't tell |
| Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: | yes |
| What is your idea of the best date?:: | Can't Say |
| What was your first kiss like?:: | Don't Remember |
| How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: | Don't Remember |
| Do you think love is a load of shit?:: | no |
| Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: | making love |
| If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: | no |
| Have you ever been dumped?:: | yes |
| Have you ever dumped someone?:: | no |
| Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: | 69 |
| WORD ASSOCIATION |
| Slippers:: | feet |
| Hat:: | had |
| Hard:: | soft |
| Free:: | spirit |
| Space:: | me |
| Taste:: | great |
| Good charlotte:: | ok |
| Red:: | love |
| Deep:: | time |
| Heart:: | huge |
| Cord:: | long |
| Cheese:: | camera |
| Rain:: | love making |
| Work:: | play |
| Pedal:: | bike |
| Head:: | brain |
| Bed:: | love making |
| Fluff:: | me |
| Hardcore:: | SEX |
| Race:: | run |
| Knife:: | wood |
| Jump:: | water |
| I.... |
| am:: | am |
| want:: | love |
| need:: | love |
| crave:: | love |
| love:: | female |
| hate:: | no one |
| did:: | wake up |
| feel:: | walk |
| miss:: | Nola |
| am annoyed by:: | myself |
| would rather:: | be in love |
| am tired of:: | being alone |
| will always:: | dream |
| SILLY STUFF |
| What is your favourite genre of music?:: | too many |
| What time is it now?:: | 1:15 p.m. e.s.t. |
| What day is it?:: | Sat. Dec.3, 2005 |
| Whens the last time you called someone?:: | last night |
| How much money do you have right now?:: | Don't Ask |
| Are you hungry?:: | no |
| Whatcha doin?:: | doing this |
| Do you like parades?:: | yes |
| Do you like the moon?:: | yes |
| What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: | Don't know |
| Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: | nope |
| If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: | to make the dead live again |
| Have you ever had a picnic?:: | no |
| Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: | ???? |
| What about sock em boppers?:: | ???? |
| Are you wearing any socks right now?:: | no |
| DO YOU THINK YOU ARE |
| funny?:: | sometimes |
| pretty?:: | no |
| sarcastic?:: | depends |
| lazy?:: | sometimes |
| hyper?:: | yes naturally |
| friendly?:: | yes |
| evil?:: | no |
| smart?:: | no |
| strong?:: | no |
| talented?:: | no |
| dorky?:: | yes |
| ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know) |
| high:: | Karen |
| skip:: | me |
| dance:: | Karen |
| lonely:: | Karen |
| pen:: | Karen |
| flower:: | Karen |
| window:: | Karen |
| psycho:: | me |
| brain freeze:: | Karen |
| orange:: | Karen |
| sassy:: | Karen |
| jelly:: | Karen |
| FOR OR AGAINST |
| suicide:: | against |
| love:: | for |
| drunk drivers:: | against |
| airplanes:: | for |
| war:: | against |
| canada:: | for |
| united states:: | for |
| rock music:: | for |
| gay marriage:: | ????? |
| school:: | for |
| surveys:: | for |
| parents:: | for |
| cars:: | for |
| killing:: | against |
| britney spears:: | for |
| coffee:: | for |
| pants:: | against |
| WOULD YOU EVER |
| Sky dive?:: | no |
| Play strip poker?:: | yes |
| Run away?:: | no |
| Curse at a teacher?:: | did |
| Not take a shower for a week?:: | no |
| Ask someone out?:: | yes |
| Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: | no |
| Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: | no |
| Go scuba diving?:: | yes |
| Write a book?:: | yes |
| Become a rockstar?:: | don't know |
| Have casual sex?:: | Don't Ask |
| LAST QUESTIONS |
| What shampoo do you use?:: | Suave |
| Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: | 2003 with my belated wife |
| What kind of computer do you have?:: | rebuilt |
| What grade are you in?:: | none |
| Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: | no |
| Or just make out?:: | yes |
| How many posters do you have in your room?:: | none |
| How many cds do you have?:: | 10 I think |
| What time is it now?:: | 1:23 p.m. E.S.T. |
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