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What is loss?





I resent

What loss represents

I resent

What great loss presents



So what’s the fuss about loss?



Waiting!

Debating!

Contemplating!



What is loss?

Something you care about

Taken away from you by force

Creating total unforgivable chaos



Thinking!

Blinking!

Seeking!



What is loss

It is a minus instead of a plus

Hence the unmistakable fuss

Death and sickness build up great grief

Loss brings despair instead of relief

And in loss itself I have no belief



I resent

What loss represents

I resent

What great loss presents



Loss! An inequitable cause

Thrown on you without a toss

So you become very cross

Because in your life you realize, you are never the only boss!

Murder





Murder has worn a bangle

Murder has worn a brace

Murder has worn a collar and tie

And a smile upon its face



Murder shaves punctiliously

Murder hits the town in a beard

Murder baths often or never at all

Murder can be cleancut or weird



Murder has blossomed in petticoats

Murder has come out in lace

Murder has togged up in rags and filth

Murder can wear any old face



Murder has cavorted with idiots

Murder has flourished among fools

Murder has cultivated genius

Murder makes and breaks all the rules



Murder has been fired from a cannon

Murder has blasted from a gun

Murder has been delivered with rapier and sword

With a nod or a wink or a pun



Murder has come wrapped in parcels

Murder has arrived in the post

Murder has been swallowed with cheese and wine

Murder has been served on toast



Murder has been commited by proxy

Murder has been agreed on by vote

Murder has been sent with roses

Ribbons kisses and a note



Murder has been done in a fit of rage

On the main street in broad daylight

Murder has been done with an icy calm

In the middle of the night



Murder has been done for money

Murder has been done for a fix

Murder has been done for good reason

Murder has been done for kicks



Murder has often been whitewashed

Murder has been painted black

Murder hired this morning

Has already been given the sack



Murder has languished in gaol

Murder has cried in the dock

Murder has sat in the court's highest seat

Sending innocence to the block



Murder sports a scowl and a bandolier

or a politician's easy grin

Some murder can murder from a distance

As it prattles of morality or sin



Murder has hidden in mountains

Murder has hidden in caves

Murder has hidden in government buildings

A murder not normally brave



Murder feels safe in large numbers

Murder feels good on a hill

Murder likes a uniform and big heavy boots

A patriot's licence to kill



Murder has worn a dog-collar

Murder has carried a Book

Murder has worn solumn words and phrases

A sanctimonious look



Murder is fond of information

And has a taperecorder handy to tell

Murder likes statements made in confinement

Murder wants a signature as well



Murder has clubbed with a feather

Murder can stab with a pen

Murder comes to all from little plastic buttons

Pressed by the mildest men



Murder comes in every shape and colour

Murder can be perfumed or smelly

And only one thing can be said for certain

Murder always has a naval on it's belly



Murder has been managed in armour

Murder has hurt in a glove

Murder is like everything human

It has even been done for love

The Art of Death





Death by murder- death by chance

Death by secret night romance

Death by number- paint the lines

Death in color, or black and lie

Accidental- planned, prolonged

Death by always doing wrong

Death by self- a timeless art

Death by one last broken heart