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Please don't hurt me. I don't wanna get hurt again...
00:13 Sep 16 2008
Times Read: 619

Im scared to death my boyfriend is cheating on me. My ex did it many times and I didnt find out until after we broke up and now my new boy is acting all shady and Im scared to know. He has been in Gagetown since the sunday before last and I havent talked to him since he left. He messaged me once on facebook to tell me he paid his cell bill so we can chat again, but when we were texting he said he was a having a great time, and wouldnt tell me what he is doing, or has been doing. Im so stressed about everything else right now - not seeing Jack for days on end, my ex messing with my head over the baby and my stuff that he has, college - and on top of it all, I havent talked to him in forever. I think he is hiding something from me, and Im scared to know what it is. After he refused to tell me what he is doing that is so much fun, he texted me five minutes later to tell me not to call him tonight. After we made arrangements for me to call long distance, he told me not to. He said it was cause his cell died and is charging in the car. I feel so sick right now. He cheated on my friend when they were dating, so I know he could do it again. I wish I could stop getting involved in relationships. Theyre not worth the worry and pain.

Cheap Beer
01:49 Sep 14 2008
Times Read: 625




A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.



"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."



"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.



The barman replied, "Yes."



So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"



"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."



"How much money?" inquires the guy.



"Four cents," he replies.



"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"



The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."



The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"



The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."

Top 10 reasons to go to work naked
01:47 Sep 14 2008
Times Read: 626




1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"



2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.



3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."



4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.



5. You want to see if it's like the dream.



6. So that with a little help from music you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.



7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.



8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.



9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.



10. No one steals your chair.