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Listen up boys and girls I'm going to tell you a story of a foul disgusting creature. A Blue haired, frog looking troll with a long thick curly black beard that reeks of an Indonesian fish market in August. A wretched horrid thing indeed. No one can stand to even look in its direction. To look upon it induces vomiting. Its name is Ipecac.

Ipecac wasn't a very a very smart troll. To be quite frank she was about as smart as a box of rocks. She did the dumbest things all the time. Poking bears, chasing wolves, peeing on electric fences, barking up the wrong trees. Trying to entice beings far above her level with potions and spirits trying to lure them from their rightful place not knowing there isn't enough potions and spirits in existence to make the higher being do anything but vomit on her.

One day this stupid, disgusting, pathetic, troll decided to do the dumbest thing ever and tried to bite the tail of the dragon that was the ONLY creature that could stomach her as the dragon slept. The dragon stood up lifted it's leg and with one swift drop of the leg Ipecac was nothing more than a pile of goo. In other words the outside matching the inside.

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Zarr
21:44 Jul 10 2021

👍i😂

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