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When the man who has come to put up your new shop sign, (which I might add is going onto a roof), comes in and asks you if you have a ladder, or if you know anyone who does, or when you ask to see the purple top and the lady serving you tells you that it's not called purple, it's called "eggplant" then proceeds to give you a lesson on all the colour names of the other tops around you, or when your car brakes down and you ring up your husband and he tells you that it is really not his problem, have you put petrol in it lately?

You know you should of just not bothered!!!