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It really bothers me, the way people overuse the expression of love. Or should I say "luv". Because love is a deep emotional connection that simply cannot be used in reference to one's nailpolish. Nobody ever seems to just like things anymore. You have to luv everything, from tennis shoes to thai food to your boyfriend/girlfriend to a barely remembered aquaintance from elementary school. It's bloody infuriating. Because if somebody says they love/luv you, what the hell is it supposed to mean? I have friends I love, and friends I "luv" simply because the social stigmata of having a friend say that they love/luv you and not replying in kind is overwhelming. Honestly, there are people I don't even like, but I have to say I "luv" them just because of that. Peer pressure. So can you actually believe someone when they can tell you in the same sentence that they love you, their pet poodle, and that new movie that just came out? Hardly.

All stemming from conversations with my delightfully evil, non-love interest. I call her Kitty.







"You want to turn the school into a burning pile of ash? It would definitely be an improvement on "breeding ground for a writhing mass of stupidity". Going to school would be even more fun then usual because all the idiots would be gone, and you would still be there going Rawr! and destroying all in your path."



"I hope you are happy, and if not, I hope you are taking it out on someone who deserves your ire."



"Oooh, you're vacationing in the mountains? How is it? Aside from the lack of civilization and all that."

"It can kind of suck having no one to torture. Although the absence of stupidity just floating around in the air is always refreshing. Kind of like going out into the country and breathing unpolluted air. Except, polluted air isn't going to make you dumb."





"If a Kitty has a kitty, who is the master? How can you tell? Perhaps you did not find a stray cat, perhaps the cat found a stray you. I fear I shall have to have a talk with your little friend over whose Kitty is whose."



"You say that your hair is the colour of dried blood, yes? So whose blood did you use to dye it? I don't want any international agents busting down my door and asking about my connections to you. And if it's the blood of a hundred babies sacrificed to the Dark Lord in a demonic ritual to blacken their souls for your hair dying experiments I think we're going to have a problem. Because that's my territory."

I read the journal of a friend of mine who wonders if it was my influence that changed an aspect of his personality. I wonder that myself. I do know, however, that the core of his being, the person I have truly known for all these years, is still the same. There are always things we want to change about ourselves. I constantly find myself doing things, not because I want to, but because it is what a friend would have done in that situation. It terrifies me sometimes. Until I realise that it is only superficial. The only things that change are on the outside. I don't feel like I've changed because I haven't. Not really. I'm still me. Fundementally I'm still the same person I was a year, 3 years, 5 years ago. I'm still the person I was when we met. And so is he. That's why we're still friends. There's just something about us, that even when we didn't get along, we wished we could. If he's reading this, I want him to remember; you don't have to know where you're going to know where you've been. Everything you and I have gone through, together and separately has led to who you are today. If I have influenced you, so too have you changed me. It might not seem like it, but it's all leading somewhere. I'm not one to be optimistic, but it'll all work out in the end. As for me, when life gives me lemons I'm not going to be the first one with the lemonade stand, but when the shit hits the fan I'll be right in there with you throwing it around. And that my friends is the pirate on the cake.

For some reason which I cannot discern, I have always had this constant and irrevokable belief that I am simply better than everyone else. Not neccesarily everyone in the world, but just better somehow. I can't think of any special reason, but that's just how my mind works. Oh well, not much I can do about it. Although it seems to be a little off-putting to some people, it's just the way I am. Better.