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I have a retard brother who won't get a phone. You have to yell outside his window. He thinks he is the son of God. My sister in law has delusions of having every disease in the book. She thinks she was raped when she was kid. Nut job! Then there's the wife's ex family connected due to a child. The ex likes trannies, ex sister in laws, one has conspiracy theories on the brain and the other is just lame. Her lowlife husband is a shyster lawyer who throws up all the time. Lovely family reunions. They say I'm like Dexter from the show, I'm the normal one.