Making a list, checking it twice, not like Santa though. Want to make sure everything is done before the surgery. We learned the hard way last year. Although we thought we thought of everything, the damn walker wouldn't fit through our narrow hallways. It's not till you can't get around that you notice these things. Now we see what poor grandpa went through.They make building wheelchair assessable but yet hallways in apartments are too narrow. So if you want to get out the door or take a shit, you can't fit throughwith a walker. Is that why old people always smell like shit. CAUSE THEY WERE STUCK IN THE DAMN HALLWAY. And forget wheelchairs. Oh I almost forgot, I HATE THAT SHIT!
Her surgery is coming up in 4 days. Or should I say HELL. I needed a vacation when it was over last time. Just the getting ready is tough. We have to move furniture so she can get around with the crutches. No matter how we plan when it comes then we realize oh shit we forgot something. I HATE THAT SHIT. Please take alot drugs honey, or maybe I should, lol
I hate when it comes cause I feel the wrath every year. My wife is a teacher and she wigs out and turns into Mrs. Hyde trying to get everything done. Four more days, pack up the room, graduation. Can't wait to get my wife back again. I always look forward to our summers together(no work)
I think the reason why everyone was killing themselves in the movie The Happening was because they saw a screening of the movie and thought why the hell did I play in this movie. After seeing it , I wanted to stick needles in my eyes.
My wife took her class to the farm and the baby pigs went wild. It was like out of the movie, The Birds. The pigs were biting the kids. The kids were crying and you couldn't get the kids out fast enough cause the pigs were in the way and crazy. Damn! What set them off, nobody knows. I hate that shit
Where in the world did Mr. Sock go? Did he disappear from the earth or did he piss someone off and got booted off the "island"?
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