Are You An Internet Addict???02:13 Sep 07 2005
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You kiss you boyfriend's home page.
hmm.. that reminds me of someone who really does that.. (you know who you are!) *giggles*
Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
nah... actually takes 18.75mins! *LOL*
Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them.
could I have contacts that have writings on the edges so I can put my homepage address there? *giggles*
You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search for in Google.
hmm.. let's see what's the newest fashion trend and also the latest music...
You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
that totally sucks of course! *LOL*
You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.
better to be well prepared for everything right?
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your kid in the overhead compartment.
well.. it's not against the rules right? *LOL*
Your dreams are in HTML.
I think I got too many codes jumping in my head as I sleep...
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.
or "net" *giggles*
You turn your computer off and get this awful epmty feeling, like you just pulled the plug of your loved one.
I shall resurrect you my beloved!!! *plugs the pc in again*
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
and for eating, uploading...
You start introducing yourself as "Keisha at v-a-m-p dot com dot ph"
hmmm... I forgot to mention the domain there... *LOL*
Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address printed on the TV, even though you've never had heart problems before.
my mouse finger gets too itchy too... *giggles*
You step out of the room and realize that your roomates have moved and you don't have any idea when it happened.
well, maybe that's why I haven't seen them for quite some time now! *LOL*
You turn up the volume real loud when leaving the room so you can hear if anyone IM's you.
I don't wanna miss a thing!
Your lover drapes a long black wig over the monitor to remind you of what he looks like.
darn.. I'm a sucker for long hair... *swoons*
Looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice that you've been to all of them.
been there.. clicked that right? *LOL*
Your dog has its own webpage.
hmm.. maybe I better make my snake one too... *LOL*
You believe nothing looks sexier than a man in boxer shorts illuminated by a 17" LCD Flat-Panel Monitor.
who said anything about boxer shorts? *wink-wink*
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
that's what the refresh button is for!
You code your homework in HTML and give your intsructor the URL.
saves on pen ink and liquid eraser!
You don't know what sex your three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.
reminds me.. I better ask (you know who you are)
You name your children Google, Friendster and Blogger..
don't forget Dogpile!!!
You miss more than five meals a week downloading the latest MP3's off Kazaa Lite.
at least I'm losing weight right? *LOL*
You start looking for hot HTML addresses in public restrooms.
restrooms in Net Cafes are better sites.. *giggles*
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back.
or see if I have messages here..
Your virtual boyfriend finds a new sweetheart with a larger bandwidth.
wahhhhhh!! *presses delete on his name on YM, ICQ, MSN..* *LOL*
You buy a Lazy Boy Chair with a built in keyboard and mouse.
now if only I could really find one... *giggles*
Your lover makes a new rule: "The computer can not come to bed"
and I told him, "then you can't come to bed too if I can't bring it" *LOL*
The last hottie you picked up was only a jpeg.
correction.. he was at least a gif!! *LOL*
You put a pillow case over your laptop so your lover doesn't see it while you're pretending to catch your breath.
hide! hide! hide! he can't see you beloved pc!! *LOL*
You ask a plumber how much it would cost you to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.
makes an interesting conversation piece too! *giggles*
You forget what year it is.
my brain got stuck at 21!
You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
it looks cuter that way anyway... *giggles*
You ask a doctor to implant a terrabyte in your brain.
better memory...
Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime.
would you believe this is one thing I'm seriously considering? my fiance already bought the laptop.. *LOL*
As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.
or the F1 button instead of the 911 button!
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
easier to remember once you know most of the common domains! *LOL*
You start using smileys in your snail mail
even in text messages!!!
You bring a bag lunch to the computer.
or a pizza or any finger foods as long as they won't dirty up the keyboard..
You have withdrawal symptoms if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.
yes... oh my beloved pc.. I am missing you so!
You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.
isn't that a good thing? *winks*
You type faster than you think.
and I can type faster than I can speak!!
You double click your TV remote.
no wonder the buttons get that punched out!!! *LOL*
You can now type over 70 WPM.
with occassional gusts of 80-90wpm!
You check your e-mail and forget you have real mail.
who uses snail mail anyway except those who send bills? *LOL*
You go into withdrawal symptom during dinner.
even during lunch and sleeptime!
You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have.
or the time they spend online.. or the number of sites they're on..
You have "Googled" all your friends to try to find out anything interesteing that they are not telling you and you can use against them later.
you can do that?? *goes to Google* *LOL*
You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away.
at least I won't have to contribute to noise pollution by shouting!
The sound of the keys clicking turns you on.
don't forget the mouse click!!! oh-la-la!!
You have more browsers than friends in the real world.
does that include online buddies? *giggles*
You actually say I-M-O and A-T-M to real friends rather than 'in my opinion' and 'at the moment'. And they give you strange looks.
it saves time and saliva right?
You run four chat programs all at once... Yahoo Messenger, ICQ, AIM and MSN
and got 6-8 windows open at a time!
You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
well, I do try to break my record of 2 straight days.. darn pc burned out! *LOL*
You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
also got a personalized t-shirt to boot!
You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
I prefer "hi hi hi" or *giggles*
You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
or you chat with the same person simultaneously on YM, ICQ, MSN.. etc. *LOL*
You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
how did you know??? *LOL*
Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.
well, in this case, it's my parents... *giggles*
The letters have come off your keyboard from excessive use.
actually, I got a keyboard that even has deep fingernail marks!!!
You order pizza online - because you can't be bothered to call.
yeah.. too bothersome to press numbers; better to use the keyboard!
You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
or check the conversation/chat history!
You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
I got an auto ignore thingy in my brain!
You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and **kisses**.
don't forget --blows a kiss--!!!
You're on the phone and say BRB.
nahh.. I say BBS (be back soon!)
The last movie you've seen was on your Quicktime player.
at least that way, I can rewind to the juicy scenes!
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to the internet.
as I've said, I'll just post them on my journal!
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