The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.



"The planet called Earth was as peaceful as it looked from space, invitingly green and blue wreathed in it's harmless white vapors."



2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?



the air



3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?



talking to someone



4. What is the last thing you watched on TV?



weeds



5. Without looking, guess what time it is



around 5pm or so



6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?



lol 3:20pm



7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?



people in the house



8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?



looking for the dog leash



9. Did you dream last night?



can't remember



10. Do you remember your dreams?



sometimes



11. When did you last laugh?



when I was watching red vs. blue



12. Do you remember why / at what?



ummm....like, I dunno....but when I was watching red vs. blue lol



13. What is on the walls of the room you are in?



posters and pin ups......lots of them



14. Seen anything weird lately?



oooooh yeahhhhhh



15. What do you think of this quiz?



I think it pretty well sucks ass...but whatever lol



16. What is the last film you saw?



can't recall actually



17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?



probably seattle, or somewhere in europe



18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, wh

at would you buy?



a life



19. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.



why?



20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?



I would make everyone that sucks, NOT suck



21. Do you like to dance?



eh, not really



22. Would you ever consider living abroad?



sure



23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?



no not really....



24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?



*shrugs*



25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?



some music



26. Last time you swam in a pool?



a while



27. Type of music you like most?



good music



28. Type of music you dislike most?



pop and rap and r&b



29. Are you listening to music right now?



the ever wonderful tool



30. What color is your bedroom carpet?



I never told you that there's carpet in my room....



31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?



I would get a new one



32. What was the last thing you bought?



food



33. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?



no



34. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?



haha, I'm straight



35. Do you have a garden?



not really



36. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?



something about rockets and bombs....



37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?



"already?"



38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?



oooh, toughy....maybe bowie, maybe maynard....



39. Who sent the last text message you received?



I did



40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?



none



41. What time is bed time?



when I smash my head into the wall and dont feel it



42. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?



hell no



43. How many tattoos do you have?



who keeps tell you things about me that aren't true??? I dont have any tattoos



44. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?



yes, I'm gonna get 3



45. What did you do for your last birthday?



I went to see my favorite band live......and I hug out with them after the show



46. Do you carry a donor card?



no



47. Who was the last person you ate dinner with?



my fam



48. Is the glass half empty or half full?



neither, it's completely empty



49. What's the farthest-away place you've been?



mexico



50. When's the last time you ate a homegrown

tomato?



I dunno



51. Have you ever won a trophy?



no



52. Are you a good cook?



yes



53. Do you know how to pump your own gas?



who doesn't, I mean jeez...someone who can't pump gas shouldn't be driving



54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?



I dunno.....



55. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?



no



56. Do you touch-type?



huh?



57. What's under your bed?



stuff



58. Do you believe in love at first sight?



sure?



59. Think fast, what do you like right now?



a hot bath



60. Where were you on Valentine's day?



crying



61. What time do you get up?



10am



62. What was the name of your first pet?



maple



63. Who is the second to last person to call you?



*goes to check her phone* nathan



64. Is there anything going on this weekend?



no



65. How are you feeling right now?



shitty



66. What do you think about the most?



myself



67. What time do you get up in the morning?



when I'm no longer tired



68. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?



I wouldn't



69. Who would you tell first?



my parents



70. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?



inglorious bastards



71. Do you sing in the shower?



when there's no one else home



72. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?



(see question #40) nough said



73. What do you do most when you are bored?



think



74. What do you do for a living?



bake cookies



75. Do you love your job?



sure



76. What did you want to be when you grew up?



I'm going to film school to be a director



77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?



I would want to write and direct movies



78. Which came first the chicken or the egg?



the egg



79. How many keys on your key ring?



none



80. Where would you retire to?



lol adrien brody's bed hahaha



81. What kind of car do you drive?



carless



82. What are your best physical features?



I dunno...ask my bf



83. What are your best characteristics?



pssst....I'm awesome, maybe



84. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?



the moon



85. What kind of books do you like to read?



fantasy and fiction, there's gotta be some love in it too, but not a romance novel



86. Where would you want to retire to?



OMFG, I was asked this already!



87. What is your favorite time of the day?



the time where life doesn't suck



88. Where did you grow up?



Detroit, MI



89. How far away from your birthplace do you live

now?



like.....I still live in the same house



90. What are you reading now?



nothing, which depresses me



91. Are you a morning person or a night owl?



neither



92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?



eww, no



93. Can you close your eyes and raise your

eyebrows?



yes



94. Do you have pets?



yes



95. How many rings before you answer the phone?



depends, sometimes I dont answer the phone



96. What is your best childhood memory?



can't remember



97. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?



I worked at this poetry club....and other than baking the cookies that's it



98. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?



no



99. What is most important in life?



love



100. What Inspires You?



love