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I am all for teen love, and no I don't mean sex, but seriously. I am sick of seeing 'I love you' all over social networking sites (fb). People may call it jealousy but i call it what it is, common curtsy for those who are recently broken hearted or just single. If I am a person who does not have a significant other I would feel pretty lonely seeing "i love you _insert random person's name here_' and its even more annoying when they put the date they got together after EVERYTHING! I find it hilarious how people are so willing to say 'i love you' after a week, then two weeks later its 'i hate _insert last weeks name here_ their a _insert gender specific insult here_' Makes no sense to me, love is supposed to mean something. I guess to many its just like sex, means nothing so why not just use it whenever. Oh, and if your age is older than the number of days you've been together, you probably shouldn't be saying 'I love you yet'

Twinkle, twinkle little whore,

this is school, not Jersey Shore,

your a slut, an orange mess,

please put on a longer dress,



twinkle, twinkle little slut,

name a guy you haven't fucked,

on your back, or on your knees,

your motto is "I aim to please"

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RealmOfDarkness
22:02 Jul 06 2012

wow that was awesome and funny and true to the point

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Nevan
03:23 Oct 08 2012

This made me laugh so fuckin' hard! Makes me think of just about all the girls I know in the Metro Detroit area.

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