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"Remember that life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away!"

-Excerpt from "Tahitian Choreographies" by Vicki Corona

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MistressAngelique
20:27 Jul 30 2017

Beautiful quote my love, and so true :)

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Umyalanaraku
20:53 Jul 30 2017

Thank you my sweet beautiful angel love wife! I love you so very much!

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Well miracles do happen! This morning, our next door neighbor finally got enough of her young daughter and her boyfriend's constant drama, called the cops and had them and their stuff thrown out! It is such a relief that we will no longer have to hear those two young idiots fighting and screaming at each other anymore and blaring loud music and slamming doors at all hours of the day and night! They've been quite an issue with noise since we moved here. About a week or two ago, I actually had to go outside around midnight to tell them to turn their damn music down because they were sitting in their car on the street blaring their stereo. Literally all they did was scream, cuss, and argue to the point you could hear them even if you weren't outside. And several months back, the girl's boyfriend told us he watched us when we left and then about a month later he tried to sell me drugs and a bunch of stolen property. At the time, hiis buddies were going around the block breaking into people's vehicles. And we came home one evening to find our front door had been pried on at the lock. Now I don't wish anyone to be homeless......but good riddance to that mess!

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Dakotah
22:06 Jul 28 2017

It sure took my mom long enough. And yeah they brought them upon themselves. You have more patients then I have. Each time they blared the music, fought loud I would been on the phone to the cops. But yeah, glad you and Lisa finally got some peace.

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Umyalanaraku
22:04 Jul 29 2017

We did go to the cops and filed a report after we came home one evening and found that someone had attempted to pry our front door open at the lock. A few days prior to that incident, the boyfriend of the girl next door, came up to me in our yard and tried selling me drugs and some stuff that, in his words, "he had to get rid of". I was out on the porch one day and I overheard him telling another guy on our block that his buddies had just been arrested for breaking into vehicles on the block. So, we ended up going to the cops and filing a report about our front door and bout the guy trying to sell me drugs and possibly stolen property. There really wasn't much the cops could do as we didn't have any "real" proof to incriminate him. But it wasn't just that, they were extremely loud all the time, and at all hours of the day and night. I mean they literally did nothing but scream, fight, slam doors, blare music, I mean nothing but a bunch of noise and drama 24/7. So yeah I am glad they are gone now.

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Well it has been a little while since I last had a good rant, but I definitely have one. Was on SL last night with my wife, MistressAngelique, and we were out playing some games and relaxing. Well this guy walks up and private messages my wife "Hi". She ignored him and I private messaged him back and said "that is my wife you are private messaging, what do you need, buddy". He then says "sorry, I don't understand" and I said "the woman you just private messaged a few seconds ago is my wife and I want to know what you want". Then he says "How do I know you are really married" and I said "well she is sitting right behind me at her computer and I just saw where you private messaged her". He then starts acting like he can't understand me and tries to start speaking in Arabic which I translated on google translate and google translate didn't even know what the hell it translated in English. Okay, like he can speak English just fine right up until he is confronted, then all of a sudden he doesn't understand what I am saying? Yeah, bullshit, the filthy little rat-fuck understood just fine what I was saying. First of all, he said "Hi" in English to my wife, so he knew she was American, if you can't speak or understand the language chances are you're not gonna attempt to engage that person in conversation. Secondly, he was speaking English just fine right up until he realized she really was my wife, and then he tried to play it off like he was ignorant to my language. He knew enough English and computer English lingo to type out "gg" or "gotta go", little Arabic fuck boy.

Online SIM games are great as an escape from the stress of reality, but some people find it amusing to deliberately be annoying assholes! My wife and I were on SL, an online SIM world, and we were minding our own business, playing games and some fucktard named "BigMeanie" (that was his real moniker) put my wife MistressAngelique and myself in a private conference conversation with him and few others and he started talking about how he sucks dick and loves cock. Just out of the clear blue he does this, we don't know this ass clown at all, but he randomly stuck us in his little disgusting conversation he was having about his cock obsession. I asked nicely at first for him to take us out of his private conversation because I didn't know him and he was interrupting us. So then the fucking little freak gets a shitty attitude and starts saying stupid nonsensical shit like "why you a homophobe" and "You know me bitch, you owe me child support" and "I'll report you to SL for being homophobes". He kept on talking shit and would not stop and finally we had to report him to the site for harassment and then blocked him. We were finally able to continue our games without any further interruptions, some people just need their fucking ass whooped in real life before they'll understand that pissing people off is not always funny or wise to do, even if it is online.

What is it about the 4the of July that we are truly celebrating, when the true is that July 2, 1776 is the day that the Continental Congress actually voted for independence? Or is it the fact that European settlers butchered countless Native Americans and stole this land from them in first place? Hmm, or perhaps we celebrate the fact that the American government doesn't even really uphold the Constitution anymore anyways? Or maybe it is how if you are a minority or homosexual you automatically are given more rights than the next person? For the fact countless men and women fight, suffer and die in some fucked up war torn foreign land we have no business being in just so some shithead back home can stomp on the American flag when their pussy ass feelings are hurt! So some dumbass drunk redneck can keep his macho appearance by showing all his shitkicker buddies he can drive drunk! So people can vote in presidents who haven't a fucking clue in their tiny ass brains about politics! So the education system can sit on their asses and get rich while kids become increasingly lacking in any real education! So the healthcare system can legally punish the poor because they can't afford the high cost of mandatory health insurance! So teenagers can have their own shows about being pregnant and becoming parents at 13 years old! So billions of dollars can go to taking care of illegal immigrants and homosexuals simply so we don't offend their choice of lifestyle! So the media can take every single shooting that happens and turn it into a racial issue and cause mass riots and protests to spike their ratings! So we can totally rape this land of all it's resources and give it to foreign countries who hate us and would love nothing more than to see us wiped off the map! So the correction systems can allow worthless slimy dog dicks such as child molesters and cold blooded murders to go free early while petty criminals must serve full sentences and harsh punishments! So we can have our TV screens flooded with commercials featuring multi-millionaire celebrities crying to citizens of America about "saving the starving and diseased children in 3rd world countries" while children here in the US are left to go homeless and starve without so much as anyone even batting a fucking eyelid! So the poor can pay higher taxes so the rich can afford their drugs, alcohol, scandalous affairs, AND rehab and then look like they have done something truly heroic just because they defeated the demons they created for themselves in first damn place! So the new generations can get increasingly dependent on technology so when nature strikes in devastating force and survival becomes a must, the young drop like flies because they have absolutely no fucking idea as to how to survive without Facebook or Twitter! So parents and teachers can raise a generation of undisciplined and immoral little assholes that bully other kids to the point that kid either goes postal or simply gives up, gets on live cam and commits suicide for everyone in the world to see! So people can cry that they are entitled to the world over something that took place over hundreds or thousands of years ago that nobody remembers much less gives a fuck about! So people like ME can destroy the pleasant delusions of people like YOU! Hahahahaaaaa, there's your fireworks! Happy fourth, mothafuckas!!!!!! lol! ;)

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Umyalanaraku
05:07 Jul 04 2017

PS...should you find this journal entry or any other of my journal entries negative or offensive, just know that I bitch about a lot of things. I'm kinda like the nastier version of "Adam Ruins Everything". lol! Yeah, I complain a lot in my journal but that's just how I am, you have to overlook me sometimes.

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Dakotah
23:31 Jul 04 2017

I get sick to my stomach when these holidays come around. I always remember one of the lure to have people come to America was how they said there was tons of free land. Yeah, sure, once the Natives were murdered and rounded up and put on Reservations which were the worse land areas in America...

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Umyalanaraku
00:17 Jul 05 2017

My point exactly Bro

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My wife and I have been watching the TV series Naked and Afraid(not to be confused with the murder horror movie Naked and Afraid) and I got to say that it is truly sad just how many people in this world really could not survive in the wild. I know most of these TV shows are scripted and shot merely for entertainment purposes, but it does get you to thinking sometimes. In an age where technology is ever changing and advancing, and more and more people's lives depend on technology to survive, just how many individuals in this modern world could actually survive the completely primitive lifestyle? From what I seen, not very many have what it takes to survive in their own "backyard", let alone the actual "great outdoors". If you've never seen or heard of Naked and Afraid, allow me to explain. A production crew consisting of cameramen, medical personnel, and survival experts take certain individuals and drop them in the most remote locations in the world without any clothes or supplies and they must survive for 21 days solely off what the land provides, some series such as Naked and Afraid XL require the participants stay longer in these locations. These locations can be anywhere in the world, but the majority of the locations consist of tropical jungle/rainforest environments. Now, the jungles of the world have a lot to offer in terms of food and shelter for survival provided one has the mental and physical capabilities and knowledge to perform the rigorous tasks required to ensure survival in such a hostile region. Everything has to be taken into serious consideration, there can be absolutely no room for mistakes, one wrong choice and you are as good as dead. Of course these participants have professionals on standby at all times and step in at a moments notice at the first sign of an emergency. The participants also have the option of quitting the challenge before their time is up if the challenge becomes too much to handle. If the participants succeed in surviving the 21 days or however many days they have been assigned, they must then journey to their extraction point and are picked up by production crew and they have completed their challenge successfully. The participants of Naked and Afraid mostly consist of individuals with some sort of survival and physical training. A panel of experts supposedly make the participants first undergo a physical and psychological evaluation to test their knowledge and abilities to see what primitive survival rating they have exactly and if they are cutout for the show. Surprisingly, a lot of the participants either barely make it out sick, exhausted, dehydrated, and starving or they quit the challenge. The mistakes the different participants make are similar: not setting up shelter right, not building a fire or letting the fire go out, spend more time arguing about who is doing what rather than hunting and gathering food and supplies, missing potential food sources altogether or assuming something is edible, not securing a reliable source of water or drinking from unsafe sources, not taking extra precaution in areas where predators abound, not wrapping their feet or private parts to protect them from the environment( Naked and Afraid allows you to make your own clothes from whatever you can find). And the list just goes on and on and on of what mistakes these alleged expert survivalist participants make all throughout their challenge. Many times the medical crew have had to step in to haul off a participant that became injured or ill because of stupid choices they made that led to their injury or illness, things they should have knew better than to do given these participants' backgrounds. So it just goes to show you that all your gym and military physical training and toughness mean absolutely shit until it is put to the ultimate test out in the wild with nothing but what the land provides you.

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Dakotah
23:16 Jul 04 2017

I watch that show! I find it funny when the big bad military dude last 3 days and his partner the tiny little blond goes the full 21 days... alone. And it was funny when the one girl left after a few days because bugs where biting her Vag. I am native as you know brother and I was lucky to be raised to learn how to live off the land. I can start fire with two rocks. I know how to make traps from nothing and catch animals. I know what plants you can eat. Now given many of these players are dropped into a area that is REALLY bad areas there really is food, water sources and shelter all around them. Some find that out, some do not. Cover yourself in mud and hey guess what, bugs can't bite you. LOL I often find myself yelling at the screen telling them what to do. The averaged human these does a true test of survival would be could they go with out there cell phones for 21 days.

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Dakotah
23:26 Jul 04 2017

I add this two, one show was in africa I think and there were gorillas all over the place. Yet the couple only tied to catch fish. One way natives know what plants are eatable and help certain illness is... we watch the animals around us. Now not one of those gorillas was skinny... if they had watched what they ate... wham, they know what is eatable around them. Watch nature around you and they survive so can you.

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Dakotah
23:26 Jul 04 2017

I mean too not two... lol ok my English is not the best.

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Umyalanaraku
00:18 Jul 05 2017

Oh I could survive in the wild, my Father made sure of that.

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