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Take your pick. 6 different accounts total, 3 of them in the span of about a month? Two at the most? THAT'S FUCKING RIDICULOUS. And almost every time..... "Sniff... sniff..... my feewings are hurt, so I'm leaving and never coming back! Pity me!"



And everyone does.



"Awww, why'd he leave?" "Awwww, I miss him" etc, etc, etc.



Then... a few days later.... just about the time the conversation of his leaving starts to die down...



"I'M BACK! EVERYONE GIVE ME ATTENTION! YAAAAY I'M GETTING ATTENTION!"



And it gets even better. Who was it that was chasing girls left and right?

Got a little too attached to one and when it didn't work out the way he wanted, resulted in another of his profile-deleting temper tantrums?

Only to come back as "NeverUsedAgain?"



Then he leaves this time, supposedly because of the online dating shit that's ALWAYS been around on here. It's not anything new, really, I promise.



Jesus Fucking Christ.