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Stolen from Daire
06:17 May 21 2007
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Which Ninja Turtle are you?

Donatello
You are Donatello. You are extremely intelligent, self-contained and easy to get along with. You are a resolver of conflict and are firmly against the use of violence to solve problems. Donatello wears a purple mask and wields a Bo Staff.

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Stolen from Daire and Flannery
02:34 May 16 2007
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I am amused.
02:15 May 05 2007
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I feel the need - the need for ToiletDuc!

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It is too late, my ToiletDuc is in your veins.

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The power of ToiletDuc compels you.

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And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my ToiletDuc.

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He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty ToiletDuc!

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With great power comes great ToiletDuc.

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Soylent Green is ToiletDuc!

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Gort! Klaatu barada ToiletDuc!

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To ToiletDuc, and beyond!

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There is a ToiletDuc coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?

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When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my ToiletDuc. That's the price she has to pay.

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Funny like I'm a ToiletDuc? I amuse you?

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Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his ToiletDuc.

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I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a ToiletDuc lasts forever.

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Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy ToiletDuc.

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I've got a feeling we're not in ToiletDuc anymore.

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Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was ToiletDuc killed the beast.

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Love means never having to say you're ToiletDuc.

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I have a head for business and a ToiletDuc for sin.

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I find your lack of ToiletDuc disturbing.

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I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a ToiletDuc! What a ToiletDuc!

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Because I'm that damn good. :D

Say hello to my little ToiletDuc!

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This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ToiletDuc.

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You take the blue ToiletDuc - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

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You can't handle the ToiletDuc!

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You've got ToiletDuc on you.

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Someone please tell me he wasn't serious...
19:20 May 03 2007
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This was posted in a Sandbox thread today:

"do you think non smokers need to be taxed like smokers get taxed on ciggerettes, i think they should be taxed the same to breathe as we do to smoke?"

This could quite possibly be the most ridiculous thread I've seen in the Forum in the history of VR.

Although, I guess if you count sales tax at oxygen bars, it is possible to be taxed for the air you breathe.

How about we all get GPS-enabled pedometers attached to us and start a tax on the ground we walk on?

Or maybe we should start taxing people for sunshine they absorb? Hey, we could even do it like the income tax system.... pay a weekly tax on all the sunshine that hits our bodies, then once a year file a report to be issued a refund check for the amount of that sunlight that was reflected off of our bodies instead of absorbed! Mylar jumpsuits wouldn't just be for excercise any longer, they'd be increasing the refund on our SunTax!

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