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Stolen from Daire, who stole it from Khayman, who probably stole it from someone else...

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This is a rough approximation of a conversation I had with Sahahria recently. My logs are screwing up, so I had to re-create it as best I could for now.





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boink boink



Waaaaaaaaaa BOINK



bloinkety bump bump kersplat whooooosh



bumpity boink BLARG poooyah BOINK



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Pfffffffffttttttttttttjyla



weee



moo



Woof



KWAK!



arrrrguhgrwaorhoogafalurglesnickeyWoof



rwaor pinga



lotading dong



Hartblih snooquaimelly grefoooor



blarg BING BOing Sproing



szippityDO DA

Read from the bottom up, I'm feeling lazy. We were talking about someone who was being such an immature whiny little child that the box was cleared no less then two dozen times in a short period of time.









It's a BIRDDDD!!



Nooo



It's a Plane!!



It's Porci-idgit!



With his super shortness and his point.. he can fit into tight spaces and tear out a women's reproductive organs in a single bound!



On 07:53:30 Jun 19 2006 ToiletDuc wrote:



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





That's too fucking funny....... lmao...





Porci-idget...



On 07:48:13 Jun 19 2006 CountessMoon wrote:



That would be gooey!



NEAT! It kinda sounds like a demeted superhero.



Porci-idget!











On 07:44:58 Jun 19 2006 ToiletDuc wrote:



Or even better, a midget wearing a porcupine as a hat!



On 07:42:32 Jun 19 2006 CountessMoon wrote:



You can use a spike headed midget in a cannon!



Now wouldn't THAT be a great encore!



On 07:33:37 Jun 19 2006 ToiletDuc wrote:



Of course, the midgest, I forgot the midgets, what else would I use to ram the porcupine all the way up her cunt so I can make sure she's never able to breed?



On 07:30:44 Jun 19 2006 CountessMoon wrote:



That sounds like something people would pay to see at a sideshow!



Bring out the midgets and you have a party!



On 07:24:48 Jun 19 2006 ToiletDuc wrote:



Give me a porcupine, a speculum, and a plane ticket and I'll give them something to cry about.



On 07:23:05 Jun 19 2006 CountessMoon wrote:



LOL Give them lil fuckers something to cry about!



On 07:20:48 Jun 19 2006 ToiletDuc wrote:



Nah, I didn't get to the tear gas.



I was literally going to set my browser to clear the box every 5 seconds, and leave it for about 10 minutes.





Sit the fucking kiddies in a fucking time out.

Weeding the garden.





Yeah... what were you all thinking?

Member: *************

Subject: i got a question

Date: Jun 18 2006



Question: it said i have 2 manliy up date my status how do i do that???

I just recently found out that another old friend of mine passed away, liver and kidney failure, I think from hepatitis complications.



That puts the total up to three for this year.



First one puts a shotgun in his mouth.



Then another one in a car wreck.



Now this.



What's next?

Finally got to see them last night... damn glad they got back together.



Total of 6 bands at the show, 4 of them local acts. I missed the first band, Hollow. The second band, Facehold, was yet another reminder of why I don't keep up as much on the local music scene. Then A Place of Solace, who I've been friends with for years. Well, been friends with the two original members left anyway. They've gone through a lot of changes, this time around with a new bass player and drummer I hadn't seen with them before, and a girl playing a bongo. Their sound has changed a lot, smoothed out some and gotten a little more mellow and experimental.... still sounds great though. Next up was Gromo, who I hadn't heard of before either, and wish I could still say the same. The opening act on tour with Stuck Mojo was Forever Never, a band from England that's just breaking out there. They were damn good. Fairly mainstream sound, reminded me a little bit of older Sevendust.



Then the intermission between Forever Never and Stuck Mojo...... where between the other bands, the bar's sound tech had been playing mostly shitty newer metal like Lamb of God and Avenged Sevenfold...... Stuck Mojo took over the PA.... so for the 20 or 30 minutes while they were setting up, we got to listen to everything from the BeeGees to Tupac. Strange, but a welcome change. Besides.... how many people can really hate California Love?



Then...... The Doors start blaring through the PA.... the refrain from LA Woman.... "Mr. Mojo Rising......." Then just as the tempo started picking up towards the end, the band kicked with it for a few seconds, drowning it out as it faded out, and started into their set, which didn't have a break in the high-energy show except for after the first song, when Bones stopped for a minute to tell the two guys that had gotten into a fight to stop being fucking idiots.



One of the best shows I've been to in awhile.

Ok, so this entry majorly fucked up on me yesterday.



Since I did have quite a few people looking at it.... I figured I'd go ahead and go back and re-write it.



So while I was doing some yardwork yesterday, mainly mowing around our little garden patches, I decided I should do something about the majorly overgrown part of our yard downhill from the garden. It was mostly inhabited by an extremely difficult to kill wild rose vine that grows large and fast.... I've seen patches of it the size of a house, and several small chinese sumac trees. Those, on top of being almost as hard to kill as the wild rose vines, and being able to grow 10 feet high in one season, also have a rather unpleasant smell.



I mowed down what I could, but our push mower doesn't like hills, and kept stalling out. Got a little more cleaned out with a string trimmer. After I got about as much as it could handle... I went medieval on the rest of it with a machete made from a cheap sword that broke right at the hilt.



Then today I went back and cleaned up a little more with the chainsaw... next up will be the beastly walk behind Gravely tractor. It'll clean it out damn well... but it's a bitch to control.





I really have no clue what the point of writing a journal entry about this was, but oh well.