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I've heard of car bombs, but corn bombs?
14:59 Feb 27 2008
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Nightblossom just announced, while sound asleep, "I couldn't get the corn lit."

Farmers beware.

COMMENTS

Silverbow
18:49 Feb 27 2008

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH Corn, the alternative fuel.

Daire
21:27 Feb 27 2008

Flannery talks about futurama and mumbled philosophy in her sleep, among other things.

Scarlett
23:07 Feb 27 2008

use less k-y jelly more friction = fire

LadyChordewa
01:20 Feb 28 2008

LOL...in West Virginia, Ohio area....that is dangerous indeed.

Kontradiction
05:12 Mar 22 2008

LOL

Return of the Grrr.
02:51 Feb 26 2008
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Fucking timing belt.

COMMENTS

NightBlossom
02:51 Feb 26 2008

Thats better

LadyChordewa
05:59 Feb 26 2008

Having problems dear?

This... could be the coolest thing I've ever seen.
03:27 Feb 03 2008
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So, Nightblossom and I are sitting here in our apartment. I'm at the computer desk on my laptop, she's sitting on the bed. She looks over and spits her gum across the room at me. (Yeah, I know that's a little weird, but she's cute, so I forgive her.) It flies across the room in an arc, and hits my right hand hanging at my side. And sticks. Perfectly centered on my hand.

We both stopped, looked, blinked, then blinked a few more times to make sure it really happened.

COMMENTS

darknesswhispers
03:56 Feb 03 2008

lol Now this a good healthy relationship. It is good you found each other.

Scarlett
15:34 Feb 03 2008

AH...young love

my son, I rejoice in your happiness.

I'm still butthurt I wont see you for spring break...

new orleans isnt soon enough