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One of the strangest things I've felt in awhile.
09:01 Apr 29 2008
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While cleansing my sinsuses via neti pot tonight.... I started feeling a tickle in my nose.

A familiar tickle, but I thought to myself, "No, it can't be, not while there's saline running through my nasal cavities."

But, sure enough, a few moments later...... *AAAAAAAAAAAACCCCHHHHHOOOOOOOO*

Oddly enough, it didn't spray saline and snot everywhere. It just felt amazingly strange.

Sneezing with a stream of liquid pouring in one nostril and out the other. Weirdness.

COMMENTS

Sinora
15:38 Apr 29 2008

Nice, thanks for sharing lol

URG.
07:03 Apr 23 2008
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Wait... make that UUUUURRRRRGGGGGGGG. Allergy season is starting up.

I've made 3 attempts at flushing out my sinuses with a neti pot, and there's still enough there to give me a sinus headache.

It's amazing how much snot one's sinuses can hold. I'm estimating at least 1/4 of a cup so far.

And this is with using the neti pot almost every day.

If you don't have a clue what a neti pot is..... and you have any type of sinus problems, look it up and try one. They're a bit disgusting, ok, a lot disgusting, but they work amazingly well. Better than anything else I've tried in the last 10 years.

COMMENTS

NightBlossom
07:10 Apr 23 2008

A lot? I think you're underestimating there babe.

Abstract
07:42 Apr 23 2008

Neti pots are awesome to use when this time of the year rolls around.

But they are so nasty.

BillytheJust
05:59 Apr 24 2008

Been using them for twenty years. But the pollen still hits the mucus membranes in the eyes.

So ...for allergies ... forgetaboutit.

Hrm...
07:01 Apr 19 2008
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Right now, according to my laptop, I am not connected to any network, but that wireless networks are available. The network cable to the router is unplugged.

Yet my connection seems to be working fine.

"Disconnect the internet, Laptop."

"I'm sorry, I can't do that Drew. Would you like to play a game of chess instead?"

COMMENTS

Sinora
08:01 Apr 19 2008

Ohhh spooky lol

LadyChordewa
00:31 Apr 20 2008

No, disconnect the internet.

I'm sorry I cannot do that Drew. Would you like to play a nice game of checkers?

Candid Quotes From NightBlossom
06:38 Apr 19 2008
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"I have ass hair in my mouth."

This next uhh.. conversation?.... occurred after I came home from work, laid down, and was reading with a book light. NightBlossom was sound asleep and snoring when I started reading.

*Nightblossom starts nudging me with her elbow*

Me: "What?"

*nudge*nudge*nudge*nudge*

Me: "Can I help you?"

*nudge*nudge*nudge*nudge*

Me: "Whaaaa?"

*nudge*nudge*nudge*nudge*

Me: "WHAT?"

NightBlossom: "Where'd you put it?"

Me: "Where'd I put what?"

NightBlossom: "Four dollars and twenty million cents."

Me: "Uhh... what?"

NightBlossom: "That stuff you bought."

Me: "What stuff?"

NightBlossom: "It was four dollars and twenty million cents."

I gave up trying to make any sense of the conversation at this point and went back to reading.

A few minutes later, I turned the book light off and rolled over to go to sleep, putting my arm around NightBlossom. She proceeds to push my hand away. I put it back, and she pushes it away again.

Me: "What are you doing?"

NightBlossom: "I sold them."

Me: "You sold what?"

NightBlossom: "My boobs."

Me: "You sold your boobs?"

NightBlossom: "Yeah."

Me: "How much did you sell them for?"

NightBlossom: "A dollar eighty-eight."

Me: "You sold your boobs for a dollar eighty-eight?"

NightBlossom: "Yeah, that's why you can't touch them."

Me: "Who'd you sell them to?"

NightBlossom: "Is there someone else in here?"

This is about when she woke up, and didn't remember any of this.