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A LESSON04:36 Sep 07 2011
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Dear Jerkface,
When you call me and say
"Hey man, we should get together and jam!" -- it means I'm going to grab my guitar and some gear and come over. Then -- and here's the part that seems to confuse you -- we jam.
We don't spend ten minutes tuning your guitar. Seriously, man. I'm not your roadie or your guitar tech. You
have to learn how do tune your own guitars. This isn't rocket science.
And we don't spend an hour going over shit you don't know, and another hour spent with some crap you heard on the radio that you couldn't figure out (you grabbed the lyrics off the internet but NOT the effin' chords?!?) Seriously? We have to sit by your iPod so I can figure out the song and show you how to play it? DUDE.
No, see, that's not "jamming", that's you getting a free guitar lesson out of me. Dipshit.
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COMMENTS
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Niflheim
05:04 Sep 07 2011
What?!
I can't play with your strings for free? I actually gotta pay, man?
There better be a happy ending somewhere in there, or I want a refund of any money spent during these "jamming" sessions.
;P
DestroyingAngel
18:29 Sep 07 2011
Makes you wanna..................
jam the guitar up is ass?
Oy. *shakes head*
Nedra
22:38 Sep 08 2011
How rude!
Joli
21:31 Sep 12 2011
Wait. I got confused. Who was the dipshit in this tale of woe? He won the lottery. You got PLAYED! :P
Isis101
21:39 Sep 18 2011
LOL! Some people...!
dabbler
21:17 Sep 27 2011
haha
Theban
10:53 Jun 15 2012
Any similarities to my jamming sessions are purely coincidental and not to be taken as fact...lol
Nothing wrong with this Thoth,
*coughs*you grumpy bastard!! : P