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Notes from a Corporate Vampire, part 1
17:29 May 01 2008
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Notes from a Corporate Vampire, part 1...

GUANO

I received an email recently asking what I do.

I don't remember how I worded my response, but I think it was something like this:

I'm reluctant to go into much detail... I think if people knew what I did all day long -- if they REALLY knew -- I would quickly lose what little respect I have earned on VR.

See, I'm in advertising.

that's all I'm going to say for now, but in the spirit of full-disclosure I wanted to state that again.

It's on my profile, so it's not a secret.

But isn't this where you'd expect to find vampires; among the glass and steel 'belfries' of corporate America?

See, I think that's exactly where they'd be.

Okay... I'll 'fess up, I'm not really a vampire.

not the blood-drinking type, anyway.

Maybe a psi-vampire....

I know I'm not the only one...

*grin*

I don't often wish to rant about work... so here is where I shall do so. In the back of the cave, where it's dark and quiet. The bats call it guano, and so shall I.

Vampire droppings, if you will.

Speaking of rants....

Not to sound petty, but the woman in the office next to me slurps her coffee every morning; from 9:05am to 10:40am.

After each slurp, she sets the coffee cup down with a loud THUNK!

Every day. Every morning.

slurp THUNK! slurp THUNK!

slurp THUNK!

slurp THUNK!

for 90 minutes.

and it drives me insane.

Yeah, I lied.

That was very petty.

and it felt great.

Next topic; EVIL.

hands up... who still likes me?

COMMENTS

Theta
02:10 May 02 2008

*raises her hand* ME!!! :D

Joli
03:35 May 02 2008

my hand is up...but don't tell the other vampires

ThothLestat
16:05 May 02 2008

Ehhhhh-xcellent.

(mr. burns)

Dragonrouge
01:43 Aug 31 2008

drink lady`s blood

drink the coffee

and don`t forget about the

THUNK!

all is guano, my friend!

AngelfromAshes
08:34 Oct 25 2008

ooo...a corporate vampire...*smiles* there's nothing wrong with being petty once in awhile

XxLadyDarkRaynexX
17:43 Nov 07 2008

Hmm that is just as bad as my pettyness of hating to hear people slurp the milk out of the bowl of cereal... Raises her hand I still like ya.

dabbler
22:13 Dec 15 2008

Hand Up!

NocturnalMistress
07:59 Dec 23 2008

*waves hands around in a crazy-person like fashion as she bounces her head maliciously off of the wall*

Ya Still got my Vote Sweety!!

hehe

*rocks back and forth on floor watching the computer screen for the next entry...*

ummm I'm addicted to journals now ^ see ^.. and yours is highly entertaining...

:p