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DONE!

03:08 Mar 30 2011
Times Read: 666




Self-portrait.




Done! For the first time in my memory, I have completed all my work by deadline. All of it. ALL. OF. IT. And not just all my work for the week, nor all of my work for March -- but all of my work for April and May as well.



What the hell am I going to do for the next two months?



I mean, I can pretend to be busy shuffling papers around my desk for a few weeks & organizing all my paperclips. But I won't be able to keep that up for very long without it becoming apparent that I have nothing else to do. And I certainly won't be able to prop my feet upon the desk like I have here, with my arms clasped behind my neck.. and an over-sized novelty cigar clamped between my teeth.



No siree, they call that unprofessional -- no matter how well-deserved it is.



Aside: Incidentally, I waited until everyone had left the office tonight to take this picture. (please don't make fun of my argyle socks, thanks)



Where was I? Oh yeah. Cigars. Wait, no, not cigars.. deadlines. Yeah. Deadlines, schmeadlines. Done and done. So what happens now? I presume that I'm not supposed to take naps at my desk.



Hmmmm... maybe I should tell my boss that I need to study this new thing called "Social Media" and read up on some blogs & social networking-type sites. Yeah... it's just research, boss.

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PhoenicianDream
PhoenicianDream
04:26 Mar 30 2011

I like argyle.



Congrats on a doing good job. =)





Morrigon
Morrigon
13:12 Mar 30 2011

Shoes. Shiny





DestroyingAngel
DestroyingAngel
08:42 Apr 04 2011

Thoth, are you gonna end up like Ed Norton's character in Fight Club? Are you gonna blackmail the boss in your argyle socks lmao...



:P





Theban
Theban
12:18 Apr 06 2011

Yeah they do look like new shoes Thoth, did you buy them just for this shot?



Is your desk a mess just so that you look busy and what's with the turn ups?





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
18:12 Apr 06 2011

Aw, you noticed!

*blush*



Yep, all that crap on my desk is just for looks. I'm not busy at all -- I nearly fell asleep at my desk twice yesterday -- but my office looks like it's cluttered with lots of important stuff that I'm working on. It's awesome. And it's all fake.



I feel like I'm on the set of a Hollywood movie.



And yes, my shoes are kinda shiny. I'll be honest. I don't really know what's in style these days with regards to shoes and neckties. I might be trapped in 2003-ish fashion. Are shiny shoes out of style?



Could be... I'm afraid to ask. If I am hopelessly out of fashion, why won't people tell me?

*shrug*





 

JACKASS

21:13 Mar 02 2011
Times Read: 756


And now a message from our sponsors...



You know, there's such thing as tact.

Do YOU have it?



In recent surveys, 38% of respondents didn't know that writing an email in ALLCAPS was considered poor etiquette, and 70% were unaware that they were hitting Reply All on emails. 64% said that they preferred to lash out at employees via mass emails, rather than confront people with a minor suggestion.



These people are usually called 'managers'.



Hello. I'm ThothLestat, and I work in a real office, in a real company, in a real building located in a large metropolitan city. Here at Thoth Labs, our top scientists have made some amazing break-throughs in Tact, Discretion, and Courtesy.



But it's been difficult to get the word out, what with Charlie Sheen, Egypt, Libya, and gas prices hogging the spotlight lately.



But, for argument's sake, let's say you're at work and you want to remind your co-workers to use the correct codes on their weekly time-sheets.



To make things simple, I will reduce your options to just two. Which tactic will you use? Please choose one.



A. You find the person who has been using the incorrect 4-digit code on their time-sheet, pull them aside and have a friendly chat reminding them to use the proper code in the future.



B. You send a mass email to everyone -- at 6pm at night -- in ALLCAPS that says simply, DO NOT USE XXXX ON YOUR TIME-SHEETS. EVER. PLEASE USE XXXX. Questions? SEE ME



What is your answer?



If you chose B, you're a jackass. You lack tact.



But the good news is, you have MANAGEMENT potential!



Go get 'em, tiger!


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Selkie
Selkie
21:19 Mar 02 2011

heh. Brilliantly put Mr Thoth. Netiquette maketh the man.





Joli
Joli
21:19 Mar 02 2011

Take away all my sadness, fill my life with gladness

Ease my troubles, that's what you do



Have I told you lately?





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
21:21 Mar 02 2011

oh, this is beyond netiquette. This is just basic interpersonal communication. The guy works down the hall from us, but rather than have a discussion he blasted a mass email from his effin' BlackBerry.



That's just shitty management.





CrystalTears
CrystalTears
21:22 Mar 02 2011

*giggles*





Morrigon
Morrigon
22:09 Mar 02 2011

This came at a perfect time for me. Amen.





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
23:15 Mar 02 2011

That is just sad.



I have worked management, I have seen other managers do this themselves and it annoyed me to no end.





People need a class on this if they become a manager. Seriously, it should be mandatory.





Theban
Theban
10:41 Mar 04 2011

THERE IS A FUNNY SIDE WITH B THOUGH ISN'T THERE THOTH?



...Ooo that just looks odd in Caps lol





birra
birra
15:30 Mar 05 2011

Ah, yes... well, a couple of footnotes...



1. A BlackBerry is a phone. Therefore common, proper typing is not necessary. All caps and shorthand should be acceptable, even in business level communication.



2. Managers have too much to do and too many people to manage to worry about such things as tact and personal etiquitte. An email blast to everyone regarding one person's issue is more efficient. Now no one will use the wrong code, ever.



3. Most managers have learned that pulling someone aside to correct their actions doesn't have any positive affect on 85% of their workforce. Why waste time? Just send an email, or in the old days, a memo.



Now is this getting less murky?





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
14:20 Mar 06 2011

*squints eyes*



oh, Birra, that is not the right answer, though I'm absolutely positive that you're a better manager than the ass clown down the hall from me.





DestroyingAngel
DestroyingAngel
02:48 Mar 07 2011

Wow lol...








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