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Dear random cold-calling salesperson dude,



Pardon me for being a bit dismissive & asking you so many questions, but I don't know who you are, who you work for, what you're trying to sell me, or what your company does. And I don't really want to know.



And no, I don't have about 10 or 15 minutes of my time to listen to your sales pitch.



And no, I don't want to set up a time for you & your regional manger to come in and talk to me. Thanks though.



Our clients are small, and they're not interested in Lead Generation, Opt-In email blasts, or data retention. They won't even consider it. Again, you didn't even bother to see who our clients are.



You're stuck on one speed: SELL SELL SELL. Something tells me you like to sit around and watch Glengarry Glen Ross and masturbate whenever Al Pacino and Alec Baldwin speak.



I said "no" dude.

Just stop.



Have a nice day.

*click*

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Sinora
17:56 Feb 25 2010

So, you don't masturbate whenever Al Pacino and Alec Baldwin speak ? Sheesh, takes all sorts.

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ThothLestat
18:05 Feb 25 2010

I guess I just identify with Alan Arkin's character. Not in his spinelessness, but he seems to be the only one with any morals.

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dabbler
22:48 Feb 28 2010

always give out the numbers of other cold callers, to cold callers..

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ThothLestat
19:46 Mar 01 2010

that's a great idea.

I'm also going to sign them up for eachother's e-newsletters.



maybe they'll consume each other, like locusts.

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Theban
11:51 Mar 03 2010

Masturbate caught my eye and just for a split second....no I'll stay quiet!

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