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COMMENTS
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imagesinwords
05:14 Dec 20 2009
:P
birra
05:22 Dec 20 2009
Some people don't know when to call it quits.
Give him his car keys and show him the door!
...er...uhh.. on second thought...
ThothLestat
05:25 Dec 20 2009
I can't. The dude walked here with his wife.
We can't wake him up.
If it weren't for his pulse, I'd think he was dead.
I told his wife "uh, I don't really have a spare bedroom... but I have a wheelbarrow..."
xAXEWOMANx
13:14 Dec 20 2009
Oh dear i feel for you!
Theban
14:54 Dec 20 2009
Lol...at least he didn't puke on you!
Isis101
20:48 Dec 20 2009
That would be when my squirt bottle filled with water would come in handy...it ain't just for misbehaving cats!
Get him right in the face - especially up his nostrils...yeah.
DestroyingAngel
10:40 Dec 22 2009
ya got it all wrong, ya draw an obcene pic on the sie of his face and then you fill a squirt bottle with icy water.....
Then when the ape scratches and the legs are spread apart...aim for the jewls. If ya cant, aim for the inner thigh....works EVERYTIME! lol
AudreyMathildaTruin
21:31 Dec 26 2009
spread a strong blanket on the floor in front of the couch after drawing on his face... wait get a coloured set of sharpies and billboard him then roll him on the blanket. Don't ease him just dead roll him. then drag or hammock haul him outside maybe to someone else's yard and call the cops lol