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MOOD ENHANCER14:44 Dec 18 2009
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It's amazing to me how swiftly and thoroughly my mood is improved with a big fat Christmas bonus.
Thanks, Boss!
*sips coffee and gets back to work*
VOMITUS FLAMESPIDER
02:20 Dec 02 2009
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Your fairy is called Vomitus Flamespider.
She is a fire maker and the bringer of bile and vomit.
She lives in a bucket under the sink in a gas station bathroom.
She is only seen when the tequila is imbibed under a full moon. She sometimes appears on Nickel Beer night.
She wears puke-green colours. Her eyes are the color of dark rainbows, like the oily prismatic film that swirls across puddles on rainy streets, yet you only notice this when you're laying face-down in them.
She has fiery orange butterfly wings and smells of regret.
My fairy is more interesting than yours.
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COMMENTS
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birra
14:50 Dec 18 2009
Happy hollerdays.
Don't drink it all in one place. :)
eMetiB226
15:09 Dec 18 2009
well...it all comes out the one place anyhoo....lol
congrats though...i got mine and got myself a vacuum....which i am excited about...so go ahead and laugh...LOL
ThothLestat
20:51 Dec 18 2009
A vacuum? No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong. You have to get something fun! I'm going to pay someone to clean out my gutters!
Theban
14:57 Dec 20 2009
Lucky you....what you going to get?
ThothLestat
00:32 Dec 21 2009
I really don't know.... but I'm tempted to get an iphone or something else that's shiny and smells like new electronics.
Tell me; how is that scent NOT an air freshener?