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Awwwwwwwwwwww

it's driving my Firefox insane. Every damned page brings a teaser for Halloween 2. I gotta switch to Google chrome. I hate to switch browsers though. I really like Firefox.



it might be easier to log off for a while... I mean, True Blood is coming on soon.

I'm using firefox and I'm not having any problems.

Well I am using Chrome, the damn thing never came on my profile hardly before the release......now it's out I can barely go between pages with Michael flippping ripping through screen... arghhhh

yea! you tell it! *backs away slowly*

it looks like Cancer fixed it.

I humbly withdraw my vented spleen.

mmmm...spleen!

Everyone keeps talking about these ads.. I haven't seen one in several weeks...



Damn...



Watch, now that I said that I will get the back load of them running across my screen waving a banner going HA! And YOU thought you escaped us!



^-^ It pays to be a premium member now ;)

I said that about the first one it didn't :(

Lol, I still use IE!



I don't have that many issues with them....well none now it's fixed.

I didn't even try IE. I switched to Google Chrome, but it makes things look a little funny & I need to import my bookmarks.



I really like Firefox and I have lots of cool extensions loaded on to it. *evil grin*

Cinns prayers were heard!

;))

Great idea about the commercials!

Bravo!

hahaha...



Don't forget the oil!



It helps when you need to put something in a very confide space and it seems stuck.



Just throw a little of that oil on their and poof that sucka slips right through!



:D

LOL well see I learned something new today. Makes a note " don't piss off thothlestat!!!" hehehehehe

I might have asked them too many questions about the wood chipper rental.... like size limitations & if it's necessary to clean it afterwards.

hahahha... awesome...

Ha! For real :P

I know, right?

In a away I feel honored that she would feel the need to borrow someone else's joke -- and it IS a funny joke. But it's not that important to me that she wrote it herself or not.

It's a great quote, I may send this to somone!

This seems to happen to you a lot........I know it is ALIENS.....ALIENS ARE STEALING YOU IN THE NIGHT!



* dam them! *

*looks warily up at the sky*

*wraps head in tinfoil*



they're stealing my thoughts.

just so you know...

tomorrow isn't friday either :)

don't let them tell you otherwise ;]

I'm hoping that tomorrow feels like Monday, Thursday will feel like next Tuesday, and Friday will feel like last Saturday.



I wonder if I should stop drinking cough syrup.

Fuck I hate that. Happens to me all the time.



Your entry however prompted me to asking myself...what is the day today anyway? (another problem I have)



Wednesday, my night off.



Then I realised that then it must be Tuesday for you.



"guts for you" (your kiwi-sm for the day)

Wow today is the day!

Lovely...........

:P Or the tequila helps you see things differently...





;)

man, I need some enchiladas and Hatch green chiles.

badly.

Reading this made me really want good Mexican food...dammit - where is the ex when I could use his culinary skills?

You know what - that would answer more questions for me as an interviewer than most peoples' résumés answer...

Dear Thoth lestat,



As I deem your opinion of high esteem, I humbly request a reference for my Cirriculum Vitae.



Regards,



Alexandra.

I like it, yeah you can write one for me.

LOL!

Well, in any case, have a nice trip. I know the doggies will miss ya'!

(Of course they may be pissed off at being boarded, so when they get home, they may demand that you roll over and play dead).

Ah well, my imaginary dog Bonzo would have filled the form in himself lol

I am suprised you don't have to take them in and have them 'assessed'.... that would probably involve them laying on some kind of couch. Leaving them scarred for life after answering a list of questions about their father 'Thoth'.

They probably make the dogs work for them, answering the phone and whatnot. All hell is going to break loose for that business when your dogs won't keep up with the paperwork.

oh, well, damn, lol.

And did you fill it out in a serious way?......(ummmm)...oh dam it!

Yes, at one point the application asks:

"Q. Has your dog ever bitten anyone?"



And I wanted to say something funny like...

yes but I don't think the tax collector really qualifies as 'human'...



In the spirit of full-disclosure, my dog DID try to bite the pizza delivery boy, but I gave the kid a 10 meter head start. He really should have been running faster.

You're ahead of the game. When Meatball hears my voice, he stops, drops, and rolls...anything voiced by me = a belly rub. I respond to his commands about 97% of the time. I don't share my food near as often as he'd like...but then again, he rarely brings me a mouthful of kibble when I'm a good girl!

I think the psychological question in this case was for you... maybe they wanted to know that you are able to respond rationally after the first questions! A PSYCHOlogical questions!

How could you ever say that? It is like saying all Toths are the same, and that is simply not true. You are far more distinguished in absurdity.

No doubt it would have stopped to quarrel with you had it known you were a specist.

Umm, that's what SHE said! Ha cha cha cha....

Yep, long and thin and hiss at you if you poke them with a large stick!

Oh, c'mon! Where's the fun? The excitement? You could have asked the snake about the Forbidden Fruit.

shhhhh!

don't tell anyone... but it might have been a poisonous snake! Maybe a cottonmouth.

*looks around nervously*

All snakes are poisonous. (My own personal slur) You could have died! I'm so glad you're okay.