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Bogie's
17:02 Jun 26 2009
Times Read: 755

While waiting to pick my lovely children up from school I decided to shout as loud as I could bogie's....



It was a long time ago I used to watch Dick and Dom on Saturday and that was one of the capers they would get up to!



I have noticed that they repeat this on CBBC Extra...Oh yeah!



Whoever shouted out bogie's the loudest was the winner.



As the classroom door opened out onto the playground they should of been the first to come out....as I started to shout bogie's out came their Headmistress in front....



The look she gave me said it all.... ^^

Pondering
12:51 Jun 26 2009
Times Read: 771

Who bravely dares must sometimes risk a fall....was yesterday...today I feel it should be something else ^^



I keep thinking of toes....ummm I could be going somewhere with this....



Toe jam...naaa...Suck my septic toes...ummm Suck my septic toes and get your free cheese...



Dam it...More thought is needed!

In The Game
19:54 Jun 23 2009
Times Read: 774

Well contrary to popular belief....(my own included) I have decided to revamp my image as well...If the big man can do it with the Rave ...then I can with what I say on my profile!



Already started some of it on my profile. Add me, Bite me, Stalk me....lol...it's just so not me....



For the sake of 'insanity', I'm British! ...I don't yet know what my other changes will be...maybe more normal...umm, if I can be ^^

Sweet Luck Shine On Me!
13:51 Jun 23 2009
Times Read: 791

Well, I have just applied for a job where I have been informed there are 900 ish people applying for the 25 jobs on offer!!



Where did it all go wrong I ask myself......



I'll tell you where I think it started to go wrong...two wars over so many years....still unresolved. Only now are we paying the price of freedom, and what a price to pay!! I wont mention that my country has sold off most of it's industry to foreign powers....we don't even own our bridges across the Severn River....their French!....Bah...after 1066AD...wankers have got this other foothold over us lol



We were so unlucky in that Battle...well that was the third one in such a short period...



The madness and the frustration is starting to take hold.

Rate
22:15 Jun 19 2009
Times Read: 811

''''''No No No lol















So I looked at my profile and I thought what would happen if I rated it myself....I'm the sort of bloke who will put his hand in the fire, just to see if it will burn....and hurt...again lol



I noticed it was on 9.661...Yes I know it's low...parly because of poor rates...Bloody thing didn't budge. However this now means that I have rated every profile on the rave! Well, I couldn't leave mine out could I?

Pain
21:18 Jun 18 2009
Times Read: 850

I don't smoke any more ...SMOKE BREAK, GOD DAM IT....LOL



I am going out side and I'm going to light a cigar...

12:10 Jun 16 2009
Times Read: 862

Just out or interest, your rated fairly thingy that you stamp with...it's actually bollocks isn't it!



Thanks for the rate on my porfolio as well as my profile when you grow up I may return and rate you again....Remember it's only a number spunk face!



You know I really really attempt to be nice, my animalistic side wants to come out from time to time and sometimes it peekes out. I do not allow myself to wage rating wars with mindless “I'll rate you what you rate me people”...you know the ones that are unable to think for themselves. The ones who show there true nature by not attempting a message.

The ones who are a complete waste of my time......So what is my reason to write this



Maybe it's because I need to get this off my chest, maybe they are afraid of the truth...maybe it's because they are just fucking cunts... lol



Where was I...oh yes rates, so if I rate a person who has no port a nine and then they rate my pro and port a nine, why not just the pro, why the port as well...interesting...If I rate a person with a prem a 5 because there pro lacks anything then they rate me back a 5 is that not childish! Yes it is...



Conflict, you see my mind screamsss give then a 1 I really want to go back to the profile and click on that 1...



I don't want to give Tom, Dick and Harry a ten all the time....If they have done a very good job then yes I will, it it lacks a port and a journal then in most cases I will not! If you don't like it then don't give me a number at all



What I'm attempting to say here is use that grey matter between your ears when you choose to rate!

A Reflection
23:57 Jun 15 2009
Times Read: 872

Individuality is a wonderful thing...it doesn't take a lot to follow, it takes adventure to succeed!

Stats
10:12 Jun 13 2009
Times Read: 891

Dam it...I log in and there it is....it's tossing bollocks...thinking on that thought, that would bloody hurt....



The rise and quick fall of the stats..now Ive dropped a couple of levels, lost my mark and I'm on 70%. With all the changes that keep on happening here on the Rave this is a royal pain in the arse...This has happened a number of times now! How in the frack am I supposed to level up when I keep being dragged down!!



Blah Blah...Poo, and double stinking poo.....I'm in a piss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleaning
08:35 Jun 11 2009
Times Read: 904








I was thinking...



Nice day so far, I will cut the hedge and cut the grass...



My daily orders are to clean the bathroom, kitchen, both floors as well, Dust the whole house then vacuuuuuuuuuum with Henry. The lounge and dinning room aren't that bad!



I reckon if I get my finger out and off this dam mouse, it will all be done by lunch time....unless there are distractions...



My children are chanting OFF OFF OFF...so I'll be off then.....

Dam Politicians
12:44 Jun 10 2009
Times Read: 933

A rant about living in UK



Take away my right to choose,

take away my point of view,

take away my dignity,

take these things away from me,

take away the right to speak.......



Grraa, feeling so bloody angry at the moment I need to relax and focus. I hate and I use that word with passion, most aspects of being out of work!



I want a job....so the recession isn't that bad I heard on the news just now....What utter cunting bollocks.



Food and fuel are on the up, wages are frozen or are so poor that we have to live off extra benefits just to survive....The upper class are freezing out the middle classes!



Who wants lights for a fucking fountain which cost shed loads...the money could have been put to better use...Graa!



Who wants a fucking Million pound model of a horse near Dover..or where ever...who fucking wants it...I don't



The Politicians/MP's defraud the people of this country and we let them...(WTF IF THAT HAD BEEN A NORMAL PERSON THE POLICE WOULD OF BROUGHT CHARGES FOR FRAUD!)



Fucking smug tossers. Moron Brown hasn't a fucking clue, every MP that has embezzled the system should be brought before the law and sacked from their jobs!



If I had the Politicians/MP's infront of me now I would smash their faces in with a brick, my hands, anything... I feel that cross.



Coughs... I feel like I'm going to explode I feel raw inside : (



Now would be a good time for a break....

Life
14:59 Jun 03 2009
Times Read: 964

I was chatting with my tutor who turned out to be an ordained priest...any way he knew what my processes were and I wanted to question him about possession of a Demon. I explained to him that I have never seen any one in that state and that I thought it was just a mental health issue..not possession by a Demon *coughs*



Here's the hard part, he had in Pakistan seen a woman possessed and she knew information about people near her which she shouldn't know....He told me she spoke in a man's voice and had many things being expelled from here body as well as other things I'll not be mentioning!



I really liked the guy so I can only think that he was open to suggestion...or he was fibbing!



Well come on the Demons if you think your hard enough to take me on then bring it on!!! Lol



You see apparently, if you spend a lot of time near the dead, one can become attached to a Demon..or if you openly invite one! So after years of inviting...By the way I think it's bull shit!....They are supposed to promise the earth if you go against God....umm, sorry who?



Oh also here is the catch...you have to believe to be possessed!



Fucking give me the earth then you chicken shit wankers....lol So much false representation out in the world of knowledge!



There are no such thing as Demons...only your inner ones!