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http://theartistrose.tumblr.com/post/114135734258/semen-butter

I thought of a joke, made it up and sent it to my bf lol.



" A blonde works at a café and its her first day. Suddenly the manager is called over. When he asks what's wrong she says, "I got my tit stuck in the tit jar. " "Tit jar?,he says, " that's the tip jar. "

My sister and I were in Claire's the other day when she spotted a chicken nugget chap stick. Suddenly I thought of this parody.

"I kissed a grill and I liked it

The taste of chicken Mcnugget chap stick

I kissed a grill just to try it

I hope my deep fryer don't mind it

It felt so wrong

It felt so right

Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a grill and I liked it

I liked it"

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DawnOfTheDead
21:52 Mar 06 2015

At the farm store where I work we sell this novelty cap stick called Chicken Poop...it says some weird shit like "you wont lick them twice"...There's a little disclaimer at the bottom of the display that says "contains no actual poop". Haha.

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TheSYSTEM
22:52 Mar 06 2015

LOL! I need one of those.

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NLW
07:09 Mar 11 2015

Love this! Haha!

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