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Ghetto Coffee:

Take a few complementary K-cups from your local bank.

Heat up a cup of water in your microwave oven (AKA Sparky for how many times it almost started an electrical fire.) Takes one to two minutes to heat up.

Prep work: Get additional cup ready. Place toilet paper on top. Might want to double up, cause that 2ply shit is hard to come by.

Pour out K-cup onto toilet paper sitting on top of the cup.

Use hot water from the original cup to slowly pour over prep cup. This must be done carefully or your paper will bust and you'll be drinking coffee grounds. And ta-da! You got your fresh coffee!

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xRobin3x
01:31 Aug 27 2014

Never thought to use toilet paper

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Ghetto Corn bread:

One pound of flower.

A dozen eggs.

Two packets of salt.

Yeast from your infection.

And a can of corn from the food pantry.

Baking time- 30 to 40 minutes in the toaster oven that catches fire all the time but somehow manages to still work.

Ghetto strawberry milk:

10 packets of strawberry jam from Popeye's.

Add to one quart of milk.

Shake up and enjoy.

I love the share a Coke thing. Specifically the, "Share a coke with Mom." As in, thats right bitch, I shared a Coke with YER MOM! AWWW YEAH!

The boyfriend and I were talking about food. Where I came up with the idea to make a new page on Facebook featuring ridiculous recipes. I call it, Ghetto Kitchen.

Here's the first post.

Ghetto Pizza:

6 month old Passover Matzoh that everyone's forgotten about in the back of your kitchen.

5 ketchup packets from the last time you restocked your kitchen supplies, via, McDonald's.

And one slice of American cheese.