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Just watched a Hebrew national commercial... It was voiced by Adam West... I rofl'd then cried, then was joyous for Adam wests' crazy ass not being dead yet.

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Requiem
12:38 Jan 18 2011

Hebrew National - those are the best hot dogs.

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"alright boys, what's it gonna take to get you to like me, trust me, and get in the van with me?"



Seriously, best WTF line ever.

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Requiem
00:57 Jan 19 2011

I stole this and put it on my face book. But I credited you. :P

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Requiem
11:45 Jan 21 2011

Perfect pickup line:

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

I have a gun, get in the car

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but it should make ya laugh. This was about how awesome my piss was this morning.







Except I don't remember a stutter, it just kept going with mine.

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Requiem
19:34 Jan 08 2011

Arse. ::laughter::

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LadyWolfwing
23:22 Jan 08 2011

LMAO! Ive been there!

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My room mate and his girly broke up. She wasn't feeling it. Wasn't looking for something so committed. Well first off, she was probably crazy prego, Secondly if you just wanted a fuck buddy... all you gotta do is tell a guy that. The music will play, horns will blare, and the angels will sing Hallelujah in the name of the often sought after fuck buddy. So ladies, other than my beautiful girlfriend. When you tell the man you want you just want to be fuck buddies, he'll be ecstatic about it. Trust me.

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LadyWolfwing
23:26 Jan 08 2011

I hear that...Its best to be up front. It works out very well in the end.

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