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L.m with the Dad :)
09:14 Nov 18 2012
Times Read: 361
A 18yr old girl got
pregnant.
The mother
furiously asked her. "who's
the pig that
got you pregnant?
Take this phone and Call
him, or Go bring him here
Right now.!!"
30 minutes later an old
grey haired man in a
mercedes benz comes with
the girl and found the Girl's
parents waiting for him.
He
says.."I am
sorry mum for the problem..
And am not going
to marry your daughter
but..
when she gives birth
to a girl,i'll give 1 factory,1
villa and 2 Million.
And if it's
a boy, 2
factories, 2 villas and 3
Million.
And if she
miscarries, what do you
suggest?" asks
the man,
her dad answered. "fuck her
again."
Sex vs Romance
09:41 Nov 08 2012
Times Read: 388
Two women are chatting in an office.
Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?"
Woman 2: "Yes."
Woman 1: "Was it good?"
Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home,
ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished
having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?"
Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and
took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for
an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour
long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour.
It was like a fairytale!"
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?"
Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table,
I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great!
What about you?"
Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill;
so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered
there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and
then I couldn't climax for another hour. After I finally did,
I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife
was jabbering away for another fucking hour!"
Everyone Needs A Good Education.
16:46 Nov 04 2012
Times Read: 406
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school.
After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.
Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed your mind about learning math? "
The son looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business. "
Money Makes The World Go Round ?04:12 Nov 03 2012
Times Read: 432
Well here on VampireRave , though we use this place to escape the 'real world' at times ... it still affects our lives.
I thought I would share some advice ... lets face it ... We need facts !!
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COMMENTS
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bloodyfantasy
09:30 Nov 18 2012
This made me laugh, excuse my dark humor
OrchiD
14:41 Nov 18 2012
Lmao!!! Omg that's 2f* funny! *Id still have yours:P*