The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

I tend to play them in one particular order, however, my favorite tune at the moment is Within Temptation's Our Solemn Hour.

I think not. I myself have seen stranger videos than this. You decide. But, be prepared to waste the next two minutes, fifty five seconds of your life.

I was perusing YouTube, and searched for the most viewed video on the site. This, is what It came up with, with a just a tad over 18,000,000 views.

I can't take credit for any of these. They have been acquired from a variety of different sites on the net. I just find them interesting.



abacinate To blind by putting a hot copper basin near someone's eyes

abderian Given to incessant or idiotic laughter

abecedarian A person who is learning the alphabet

abligurition Excessive spending on food and drink

accubation The practice of eating or drinking while lying down

adelphepothia An incestuous desire for one's sister

adelphirexia An incestuous desire for one's nephew

adelphithymia An incestuous desire for one's niece

adoxography Skilled writing on an unimportant subject

aeolist A pompous windy bore who pretends to have inspiration

agelast A person who never laughs

agerasia The state of looking younger than one actually is

agraffe The wire that holds the cork in a champagne bottle

algerining Prowling around with the intent to commit burglary

alphamegamia The marriage between a young woman and an older man

anopisthography The practice of writing on one side of the paper

apodyopsis The act of mentally undressing someone

autohagiographer One who speaks or writes in a smug fashion about their own life and accomplishments

autolatry The worship of one's self

autotonsorialist One who cuts their own hair



B

basorexia An overwhelming desire to neck or kiss

bathykolpian Deep-bosomed

batrachophagous One who eats frogs

blandiloquent Speaking in a flattering or ingratiating manner

bletcherous Pertaining to something poorly or disgustingly designed

bombilate To loudly hum or buzz continuously

borborygmus The rumbling sound of gas passing through the intestine

brevirostrate Having a short nose

bromidrosis Strongly smelling perspiration

brontide The low rumbling of distant thunder



C

cachinnation Loud or hysterical laughter

cacoethes A bad habit or insatiable urge

cagamosis An unhappy marriage

callipygean Having well-shaped buttocks

cancatervate To heap up into a pile

capernoited Slightly intoxicated or tipsy

cataglottism Kissing using the tongue, French kissing

causeuse A sofa built for two people

charientism An artfully veiled insult

cheiloproclitic Being attracted to a person's lips

chirotonsor An alternate title for a barber

cleptobiosis The act of plundering food

clithridiate Key-hole-shaped

colposinquanonia Estimating a woman's beauty based on her chest

concilliabule A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot

cruciverbalist One who loves doing crossword puzzles



D

dactylion The tip of the middle finger

dactylonomy Counting using one's fingers

decubitis The act or attitude of lying down

defenestrate To throw out of a window

dehisce To burst open, as the pod of a plant

dentiloquent Pertaining to one who talks through their teeth

dephlogisticate To make something fireproof

digamy A second marriage after the death or divorce of a previous spouse

dippoldism The act of beating or whipping school children

dompteuse A woman who trains animals



E

eccedentesiast One who fakes a smile, as on television

emunction The act of removing obstructions from or cleaning bodily passages

estrapade A horses's attempt to remove its rider

exsibilation The collective hisses of a disapproving audience



F

farctate The state of being stuffed with food (overeating)

filipendulous Suspended by a single thread

floccinaucinihilipilification The categorising of something that is useless or trivial

fuscoferuginous Having a dark rusty colour



G

gambrinous Being full of beer

gargalesis Heavy tickling

gargalesthesia The sensation caused by tickling

ginglyform Hinge-shaped

gongoozler An idle spectator

gossypiboma A surgical sponge accidently left inside a patient's body

gowpen A double handful

grapholagnia The urge to stare at obscene pictures

gymnophoria The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you



H

hadeharia The practice of constantly using the word "Hell" in speaking

hamartithia Being likely to make a mistake

hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian Pertaining to extremely long words

honorificabilitudinitatibus With honour



I

inaniloquent Speaking foolishly or saying silly things

interfenestration The space between two windows



J

jentacular Pertaining to breakfast

jumentous Smelling like horse urine



K

knismesis Light tickling

krukolibidinous The act of staring at someone's crotch

kyphorrhinos Having a nose with a bump in it



L

lalochezia The use of foul or abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain

lethologica The inability to recall a precise word for something

liripip The long tail of a hood in medieval or academic costume

lygerastia The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out



M

maledicent One who is addicted to abusive speech

mallemaroking The carousing of seamen on board Greenland whaling ships

mammothrept A child who is raised and spoiled by their grandmother

maritodespotism Tyrranical rulership of a woman by her husband

matronolagnia An attraction to older women, especially ones who have children

misocapnist One who hates the smell of tobacco smoke

misodoctakleidist Someone who hates practicing the piano

mulligrubs A state of depression or low spirits

mumpsimus One who sticks obstinately and wrongly to their old ways

mytacism The incorrect or excessive use of the letter M



N

nelipot Someone who walks without shoes

nepheligenous Producing clouds of tobacco smoke

nidorosity Belching with the taste of undigested meat

nudiustertian Pertaining to the day before yesterday



O

oculoplania Letting one's eyes wander while assessing someone's charms

onychophagy The habit of biting one's fingernails



P

pandiculation Stretching and yawning before going to bed or after waking up

petrichor The smell of rain on dry ground

philosophunculist One who pretends to know more than they do to impress others

pogonotomy The act of cutting a beard

polyphloisboian Making a lot of noise or loud racket

preantepenultimate Fourth from last

prosopography The description of a person's appearance

psithurism The sound of wind in trees or rustling leaves

pyknic Short and fat



Q

qualtagh The first person you see after leaving your house

quidnunc One who always wants to know what is going on

quomodocunquize To make money by any means possible



R

recumbentibus A knockout blow, either verbal or physical

runcation The act of weeding



S

sabrage The act of opening a bottle with a sabre

saprostomous Having bad breath

scacchic Pertaining to the game of chess, or to chess pieces

sciapodous Having huge feet

scolecophagous One who eats worms

sgiomlaireached The habit of dropping in at mealtimes

skoptsy The act of self castration

slubberdegullion A filthy, slobbering person

sphallolalia Flirtatious talk that leads nowhere

steatopygic Having a fat behind

strikhedonia The pleasure of being able to say to hell with it



T

tachyphagia Fast eating

tarantism An urge to overcome melancholy by dancing

tetrapyloctomy The act of splitting a hair four ways

thelemic Permitting people to do as they like

tibialoconcupiscent Having a lascivious interest in watching a woman put on stockings



U

ulotrichous Having very wooly hair

ultracrepidarian Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge

usufructuary A person who has use or enjoyment of something, especially property



V

ventripotent Big-bellied, gluttonous

vesthibitionism The flirtatious display of undergarments by a woman

vigesimation The act of killing every twentieth person

viraginity Masculine qualities in a woman



W

wanweird An unhappy fate

witzelsucht A feeble attempt at humour



X

xenobombulate To malinger

xerophagy A diet of bread and water

ximelolagnia The urge to stare at women who are sitting with crossed legs

xylopolist One who sells wood products



Y

yclept By the name of; called



Z

zenzizenzizenzic A number raised to the eighth power