Why oh why me..when did I become a therapist for strangers? Some dude messaged me on another site and started talking to me then asked to be added on Yahoo, I said okay and now I'm wishing I never had..-sighs-
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
COMMENTS
I've been beaten my meat doggystyle. hell yea i do!
O.o um..
What does mother nature and MTV have in common? They both canceled the Jersey Shore this year.
It's funny so shut up..don't like it then don't read it simple as that. lol
Once again there's nothing like being in November and getting a tan and sweating while outside today lol
OMG I was looking in my closet yesterday for something(forgot now) and saw this box, so I opened it and found this plastic jar that used to have mustard(course no longer and been washed out) that has all my pogs...all 1,000 of them....talk about a blast from the past lol
COMMENTS
Brett and I both still have some of ours. =] We couldn't remember all the rules though! LMAO!
Thank you for the rules! =] I copied your message into a document and accidentally deleted the message. I came to read the Jersey Shore joke and decided to thank you here! Thanks again!
whats a pog
-covers my mouth and remains silent-
COMMENTS
-
tr1n1ty01
03:25 Nov 11 2012
Block his ass!