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*almost choked on my glass of water while taking a few sips reading this*
O M G that was friggin' great! Tooooo funny. You gotta warn me next time, girl lol. :P
04:49 May 18 2012 Times Read: 495
I got a question for those who have kids...at what age did you start feeding your baby stage 3 food? You know out of those baby jars? Is 6 or 7 months to young? I'm asking for a reason so I can tell someone.
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Went over to my parents yesterday to help out with some cleaning, cause my mom can't get down hardly to clean like the tub or low bookcases..so I come over to help out. So anyways mom picked me up cause I had other things to do yesterday so we get to her house, I'm cleaning, had lunch...and we get ready to leave and I'm driving....we're at a red light at an intersection I'm facing East and there's this 18 wheeler to my left facing north wanting to turn left...so I go to back up and this IDIOT behind me is just sitting there I'm waving at him to back up, honking my horn and he just sits there UGH and this 18 wheeler is turning but luckily he was taking his time to turn cause he could see the guy behind me wasn't backing up...but I was about to get over to the right some and go around the 18 wheeler and he was able to make his turn all the way..
I had an idiot on my ass this morning and I was well over the speed limit and was in the center lane! Gah! Go around me asshole if you are in a hurry. I was so tempted to jam my breaks on.
I love when they're tailgating me cause I just take my foot off the gas and coast along and I'll start to slow down and they have to hit their brakes and will soon go around me lol
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Isis101
20:00 May 19 2012
This made me howl...LMAO!
I make sure to ALWAYS have toilet paper and cat food, even if I don't have other stuff for myself.
This has got to be my fave journal entry of the day - thanks!
TLDG
20:04 May 19 2012
Haha your welcome :)
DestroyingAngel
01:37 May 28 2012
*almost choked on my glass of water while taking a few sips reading this*
O M G that was friggin' great! Tooooo funny. You gotta warn me next time, girl lol. :P