Looks like it's gonna be a warm Christmas here in Texas tomorrow yay lol
YAY just made me a cup of Starbucks Caramel Macchiato...it's yummy and SWEET!
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
Nothing improves with age.
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
Sex has no calories.
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
No sex with anyone in the same office.
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Virginity can be cured.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
It is always the wrong time of month.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
The younger the better.
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Love is a hole in the heart.
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
Do it only with the best.
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Never say no.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
Love comes in spurts.
The world does not revolve on an axis.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
"This won't hurt, I promise."
Some dude on another site that does NOT know me, that just started talking to me acting like a complete perv..gave me his number. Oh he don't know me very well do he? lol
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Oh i get those as well.
I write out a couple and stick them up on boards in supermarket advertising 21 inch flat screen tv for sale or that i have a litter of kittens or something along those lines.
Its funny like cause they dont do it again :)
I like to go to truck stops and post the numbers in the men's restrooms lol
Gotta love "winter" down here..here it is December 15th and it's 73 outside and the ac is on. And this whole week it'll be from the high 60's to high 70's.
On another site I'm on I posted my status saying "Eating cold pizza and I'm still sick" which I thought was easy to understand but I guess I was wrong, cause some dude comments on it asking "What's wrong?"
-twitches-
I said "I have a cold hence me saying I'm sick."
Hate this time of year! Freaking weather changing like every 5 minutes down here..and now I'm getting sick ugh
My nephew doesn't quiet understand why on his birthday back in Oct, or Christmas last year and his birthday last year all he mostly got were clothes. And I told him it's because he's growing up fast and when we buy him something to wear, within a week he's outgrown it. As it is now he's 10 years old, almost 5' 7", wears a size 7 1/2 men shoe..I can wear his shoes, and wears a 30 size men pants.
And he wonders why he mostly gets clothes lol
LOL thank you vladwhateveryournameis...messages me saying he removed the block and re rated me a 10..um okay whatever didn't even know he had me blocked nor do I even know who he is which is what I told him..so he says something like well since you didn't know I'll block you again and rates me a 1..hate to tell you sweetie but I don't care in fact I LOVE 1's ask anyone on here..I make love to them baby..so thank you so very much oh and thanks for the laugh you made my day sweet cheeks :)
This dude on another site I'm on sent me a message..started out okay then like all guys, turned into not so okay..cause he asked me if I'm nice or naughty and I laughed and asked why are you Santa and he came back saying depends on if I'm nice or naughty..lol wow how lame can a guy get I ask lol
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Hey, baby. You have a vagina. I like that in a woman. We should totally do it. Because naturally, I'm a grossly overweight man and you're a powerless woman who needs my penis to feel any self worth. [insert winking emoticon]
Damn I'm a smooth talker.
Alright damn it lets do it
lol thanks for that laugh
Well looks like my mom and I are gonna be joining a gym soon which is good cause Lord knows I need to start losing weight big time.
-giggles- I love all the hate going on when you've never met the people who you hate..makes me tingle.
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I thought I made you tingle :(
You always make me tingle hehe
VR
We know drama:)
~boomboom~
*giggles*
Damn right! That's why I made that image years ago lol
*thinks of you getting all of a tingle* ;)
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