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18:18 Dec 31 2011
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Here's to all my friends on here..instead of messaging each one at a time, I'd just do it here. That's right I'm gonna do it right here in public.

happy new year 2012 gif pictures photostricks.blogspot.com 2.gif

And may I also say..Happy New Year VR may the drama never stop, may it always be fruitful and multiple and spread like a cheap hooker with a STD -raises my glass- Cheers!

COMMENTS

LordRazr
18:20 Dec 31 2011

haha

TLDG
18:21 Dec 31 2011

UGH stupid link...damn you for NOT showing up!

10:06 Dec 31 2011
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OMG LadyK moo'd me -giggles-

Love it when people ACTUALLY read a profile!

COMMENTS

moonkissed
13:17 Dec 31 2011

I haven't visited your profile in ages but if I do it now it would seem like I only did it because of your journal.

HELP i think there is a candy cane stuck in my vagina!?
16:45 Dec 05 2011
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I just love finding lil gems like this that just make me piss my pants laughing..

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omg this is SO embarrasing i cant even believe i'm typing this. my boyfriend and I were fooling around and he was fingering me with a candy cane. i heard something snap and I when I looked down the candy cane was broken. i looked everywhere for the shard but I can't find it. this is too embarrasing to go to the doctor and i'm worried that the candy cane is in my vagina and it will rupture something in me and i will bleed. i don't have any sharp pains down there yet. i dont know what I should do?

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And the answers are as follows:

1.) The vagina isnt that deep so you should be able to insert your finger and pull it out. There is nowhere for it to go really. Many people end up going to ERs for playing around sexually usually get things stuck up their butts. But the vagina has a beginning and an end that is easily removable.

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2.) Honestly, candy canes are made from sugar, so eventually it will dissolve. You vaginal passage is only about 6 inches, however the piece can make its way up to the cervix, and can penetrate the fornix or the uterus. This is dangerous, because it could potentially pierce something, or cause bleeding. Here are some suggestions, you should try to feel for the piece, and move around a bit to see if you can feel any discomfort, if you can I suggest you try to remove it, make sure you wash your hands, however if you can feel pains, you should go to the hospital, and explain to them what happened. It might be a bit embarrassing, but honestly this could be dangerous and they will be more concerned about your health rather then what you were doing with your personal life.

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3.) you are a hot mess...talk about kinky...just give birth to a baby candy cane...LMAO icant believe this happend to you...WTF where you thinking...drink a lot of water to pee it out...your boyfriend is a hot mess to...i hope the wrapper was on it...gotta use protection ;)

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4.) Maybe try having ur boyfriend pleasure u while looking for it

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My bf pleasures me & I had a pen cap stuck in mine( he got it out & we continued sexin)

I don't even wanna know why on that one above..