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1. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.



2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.



3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.



4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only 11kgs weight gain in the past three days.



5. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.



6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.



7. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.



8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.



9. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.



10. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.



11. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.



12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.



13. She is numb from her toes down.



14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.



15. The skin was moist and dry.



16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.



17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.



18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.



19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.



20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.



21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.



22. The patient refused autopsy.



23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.



24. Skin: somewhat pale but present.



25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.



26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

So I am taking orders at work and this lady calls in wanting a special that just ended the day before. I explain as nicely as I can that the special they want is no longer available and ask if the would be interested in the new one. They said they wanted the new special and then still tried to order the old one. I explained once again what the new special was..



Her reply .. Well F*#@ you B* and hung up.



Now my question is.. How do I deserve to be talked to like that for something I have absolutely no control over? I swear some people are pathetic.

My apologies If I haven't been able to be on here as much as I used to be. I have been cramming all the hours I can at work trying to get to where I can put some money back towards getting home and starting my little diner.



I Need to come up with about 2500 so it will take a while but I finally feel like there is hope of reaching that goal before the year is up.



I'm so hoping I can find the time to finish writing my book between now and then but with the hours I am having to put in I am beginning to wonder.



Most of the people I work with are nice and I enjoy their company but omg some of the people that call in to order food ... WoW.. I now know for a fact that there are alot more people that just need to stop breeding.. roflmao



Any way, I hope that everyone is doing well and I want you to know that just because I am not online doesn't mean I don't think about you and wonder how your doing.